NW WA Meet / BS Thread

Never.

 

Please.
I run a mall.
You want crazies stories?
I got em.

 

Oh if those walls at your mall could talk. I'd like to be a fly on the wall sometimes. People watching is a hobby of mine.

 

When I was in Texas, we were running my bro in laws f150on a road on our property and hit quicksand, and sank it to the frame. When I got out, I could stomp the ground and it would send rolling shock waves for about 30ft. Went and got the 4wd tractor. Got it stuck. Cousins 4x4 suburban. Got it stuck. Nephews dump truck. Got it stuck. 5 hours later, with a dual wheeled mini combine and about 400’ of well chain and 3 sheaves, everything was unstuck.
It was awesome.
BTW quicksand is really weird shit and I don’t like it.

 

Crazy du jour today was a guy about 60,wearing a silk nighty, with his socks on the outside of his shoes. The nighty came down to just above his junk.
Need to Clorox my brain now.

 

I wanna about the 2 hookers in the bathroom. That one is hot.

 

Time for a front bumper

 

Or grenade launchers

 

Here’s my best stuck truck photo.

 

Ooooooh a remote controlled Mk19 on the roof.

 

Or both

 

Both?

 

I just need the 40mm grenades

 

Yup...this one was actually more gnarly. Thought we were gonna have to call a wrecker but managed to tow it out with a tractor.

The MTVs are definitely better than the LMTVs.

 

Dillon

 

Sur, that would work. I might need the extra leaf in my dakars for carrying all the ammo though.

 

I want to see her dance around when that hot brass starts to land on her.

 

I really like this thread tonight.