ASSHOLE PARKING

Home Depot

 

Good one!

 

Came home to this last night. Spaces are already narrow enough. Thank goodness we were in husbands car

 

Look at my big bad Super Duty with the big chrome grill with “SUPER DUTY” on the grill so you know it is a SUPER DUTY

 

At least he folded the mirrors in... that will help the smart car parking between him. I have a F-350 and I park like a dick, but at the very back of the parking lot, because the parking spaces in my area of Georgia were only designed for a sedan or short bed regular cab truck.

 

Ford tough plastic

 

Many (almost all) parking lots are not full size crew cab long bed duelly friendly. Even Loews and HD where guys also have trailers, the lot spaces suck. At work, I sometimes use the company Dodge 2500 reg cab long bed, it completely fills a stall. When the plow and salt spreader is on, I need 1/3 of the next stall to park it. I park in the back to be courteous.

When I had my Chevelle and El Camino, I parked like an ass, but I parked in the back of the lot.

 

I'm a magnet for stupidity. The super duty is parked in an end space against the curb.

 

Fucking ferd drivers. Left a " parking like a dick head award on his window"

 

Almost need a panorama pic to get it all in there

 

All in the same parking lot, 30 feet from each other...

 

H3T for the fail. The rav4 is my 80 year old neighbor who couldn't drive a sharp stick in a shit pile, even she managed to park correctly

 

Parallel. On a narrow town street.

 

So here's the back story. The wife and I are looking for a parking spot @ BWW's. We see this Charger trying to turn into one of the few spots left. They stop, back up and without changing their angle of approach, they floor it and hit the Suburban next to them. After sitting there for a few seconds, they back up and go park on the other end of the parking lot and park in a handicapped spot! I, of course, go and take pictures of both vehicles and leave a note on the parked Suburban. We went inside to the bar, ordered a couple of beers and I went and approached the two young men that my wife said she saw get out of the charger. They insisted they did not know what I was talking about until I threatened to go announce it over the intercom. I told them that I was giving them the chance to man up and do the right thing or I would do it for them. I went back to the bar and finished my my beer and meal with the wife. We watched the two hooligans sit there stirring over what they should do. After the waitress brought them the check and they started to walk out I went after them. They hauled butt to their car and sped out of the parking lot. I went back to the other side of the parking lot and the Suburban was gone...

Back rear corner of the bumper pushed in.

Damage from the rear passenger door all the way to the taillight

A Handicapped parking spot of all things

The redhead was the one who was driving. The other other kid would not even look at me.


The next day I get a phone call from mom and dad of the driver of the Suburban. Mom's son was driving it that night and they wanted confirmation of the story the son had told. Ends up that the kid driving the Charger is a cousin of theirs. Small F'n world.

 

The ass of that pro is so sagged out, the driver likely wasn't focused on the parking job

 

Is that even a Pro? Or just the grille?

 

It's inferno and a 2nd gen, so I'd say it is. Unless of course someone did an entire respray.