MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

I happen to agree with you. The average american is at least 40 lbs Overweight and gaining.

 

My Cat was almost 21 when he passed away. (one of the best pets I ever had) He was attacked by my neighbors Boxer 15 years ago and sliced my neighbors Boxers guts out with his back claws. The Dog ran off into the woods and died from his mistake of jumping on a 22 pound Cat with a knife.

Rushed my Cat to the Vet because he was covered with Blood! The Vet looked at me and said "this is not your Cat's blood." Thats when we went back home looking for the Dog. My neighbor acted like he really did not care for his own Dog it was sad to see his Kids crying about the Dog.

 

Wearing a pro sports team jersey with another man's last name on the back.

 

No. Simply No.

 

You paint a great picture here!!

 

Fucking priceless.

 

I personally gave up on the NFL cause the game play is getting so bad. Everything is a penalty on defense, can’t hit anyone especially QB’s. And the fact that it’s on 3 out of 7 days some weeks. Football use to be something special on sundays after church you watch your favorite team for 3 1/2 hours to escape from things. Now it’s on too much and they brought politics and social justice stuff into and makes your escape not so special.

 

Agreed.

 

I’m 31 in shape and have a beautiful head of hair so I don’t fit the NFL fan mold. Where I live it’s 300-400lbs middle age men and 200-250lbs middle age women who wear their team shirts with Polynesian tattoo prints around them and they say All In or Get Nutz, while flying a team flag at their house our from the back of their trucks.

 

I can attest to that....we had a Maine Coon Cat growing up and he spent most days outdoors, but would always come in for the night. He would come when called. I saw him come out on top against a few dogs.

 

winner!

 

This is pretty much one of my co-workers. So hardcore into his team that if they asked he's drive to the stadium and mow that grass for free like Forest Gump, hell he might even write them a check for the honor.

 

pretty sad really.

 

The only thing here is there are so many bandwagon fans. In the last 10 years I’ve seen so many new pats, Seahawks, ravens. Hawaii used to be Niners Steelers cowboys Green Bay. So if someone new wins the Super Bowl the stores will stock their stuff because they know the bandwagon fans will buy it.

 

My Cat would come when you called him and slept with my Daughter at night. He was Her shadow. He hated Dogs with a passion. My Daughter was holding him when he passed away.

 

One of my cats thinks he's a dog, loves to play fetch. They were all rescued somehow

 

At least the typical SoCal flatbiller could be found riding is dirt bike and having fun, outside.

The typical football fan could be found embroiled in a domestic violence because his wife smoked all the batteries for the TV remote on her "little" helper

 

My deceased Maine coon slashed a man's face to ribbons when he tried to break in my apartment. Don't mess with a triple pawed cat

 

The more I see flatbiller's the more it irks me...