MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Giving a fuck about shit in general.

Getting married.

Getting butt hurt about anything.

Having a man bun.

Wearing non prescription glasses that arent sunglasses.

 

Cats have staff. 2 of my 4 are total lap cats, one is starting to come around, the 4th is aloof. He was an outdoor before I rescued him. All of mine are indoor.

They do greet me at the door..and in warm weather meow at me if I'm outside

 

I would have loved to see that ER report!! Maine Coons are BIG and bad ass.

 

He was23 pounds. Lived to be 20. My wife saw the guy 3 days later and said he looked like he got jumped by a gang

 

My Ozzy, the fetching cat. Louder than hell too

 

I love it!!!!

 

No, the North American beard hipster is a separate species within the hipster genus. Typically indigenous, but not limited to semi mountainous terrain throughout the United States. They can usually be observed selecting an array of beard oils with rugged sounding names or scouring Instagram for beard memes while listening to social distortion.

 

Dads that are absent, ambivalent, or otherwise a dickhead to their own son/daughter.

This is the same "man" that allows their own child to sit in its dirty diaper, because he does not want to immediately change it.

 

My fullbred Maine coon, Thug Rose. No extra toes though

 

Go one further, a mt on the tree.

 

those suck, straight up

but yeah i can drive one

 

Wish I was still shifting the one on my '74 Bronco...that I sold for $3500 in 1994. Dumbest move ever.

 

makes sense. i think the last 3 on the tree i drove was some gawd awful Impala or something. land yacht and definitely not in a good way.

 

I don't have any pics of mine...as it was a long time ago. But I found this and it's pretty close. He was big too...looked like a bobcat in winter. Cold never bothered him one bit.

 

Beautiful cat... I think it was actually part Bobcat/Lynx!

 

What is going on with all the likes in this thread? It's been 4 months since I got a notification. Now I get one every 2 hours.

My ego doesn't need any more boost. Might make my head swell. Will have to use the garage door to get into my house.

 

Any doode that posts inspirational quotes like this on Fakebook:

 

Gonna throw one out there that is sure to spark up a little controversy. Reflect before you react.

These patches that I see stuck on tactical, mall backpacks, usually in concert with a beard. Are they really necessary?