MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

I thought HUMMER drivers were the only one's concerned about the size of their junk?

 

Does that mean that since I have no idea what this is that my card is inviolate?

 

yea if you could clarify your meaning of the last remark please @JeffB

 

Do you mean ridiculousness?

 

Uhhhhh, so if they are the only two in the theater, you still think they should be sitting next together?

 

I need the empty seat(s) next to me so I can properly manspread, or cross my legs

 

Please learn that a space counts!

 

How do I dislike this?

 

have these not already been posted? http://www.kisw.com/mens-room-rules

 

And there's 3 hours and 30 degrees between us.

 

Guess the auto tranny represents premature ejaculation as well.

 

I don't usually indulge in nice things because I'd have to stick an even bigger stick up my ass to make my palate sophisticated enough to taste the difference between neat and on the rocks.

My preference is neat because I'm unsophisticated; however, preference of drink has nothing to do with manliness or lack of. My opinion probably should be taken with a grain of salt because I typically prefer the more economical choices for social outings due to drink-ability. I do enjoy craft brews but drinking a dozen of them in an afternoon is not enjoyable.

 

I can respect that. I’ve come to the conclusion as I’ve “matured” (if you can even call it that) is that life is too short for bad coffee, skanky beer, and cheap booze. And cheap isn’t necessarily referring to price - there are great selections to be had at very good prices. It’s just that after years of only have shitty choices, I have reached a point where I will never again (willingly) drink bad coffee, beer, or booze because I don’t have to.

 

From the website of all things manly...

Second, unless you want to be the subject of ridicule, don't order your malt on the rocks. Ice numbs the tongue and melts too fast. You eitherdrink it neat or with a drop of water to open the flavours. Drinking it on therocks is only acceptable if you're drinking a blended whisky or if it's scorching outside.

So I'm OK drinking it neat Cap

https://www.themanual.com/food-and-drink/how-to-drink-whiskey/

 

Note: Life is also to short to use cheap toilet paper. Last thing you want to do is be violated

 

Anybody use the drinking stones you keep in the freezer? They sure keep the Rum cold.

 

...I don't even know what this means.

 

And add "LIKE" to that list...!!

 

Survival experts that dress like this dude.