Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Is it fast though?

 

Chad likes it, so I imagine it's a show truck that has a genuine flux capacitor under the hood.

 

Come check out d donuts ice skating...

 

Damn! Better close the shop, roads and everything else. Ice-mageddon 2018 is happening!!!!

I liked that after the sleet fell yesterday morning, that it froze onto the back deck and bbq. Although the 20-30's around here don't seem too bad compared to the -5 - 10 that I had on a Xmas visit to Iowa.

 

Just seent it on IG

 

This lady hit the patch of ice in front of Whataburger and spun out.

 

Time for a jalapeno-cheese biscuit and a tow truck.

 

Remember, its those same fingers making your kolaches.

JK, I assume he does a full body sterilization at 3am every morning.

 

Taking the visitors to San Antonio. Goddamn daughter says, “what’s the Alamo?”


Good ole California public schools.

 

That thing drove! They had two tow trucks here. And on how truck driver drove the Tahoe up the ramp truck. Lol no damages

 

How old is she?

 

And the first thing out of your mouth wasn't "Remember the Alamo!" ??

Git a rope.....

 

21.

 

I’m just glad she didn’t reference Pee Wee Herman...

“The Alamo.....”

 

So who are you intertaining that you're gonna drive 3 hours each way to show the Alamo to?

 

So... do you want me to show her aroound Houston? They have a lot of great bars...

 

The MIL.