New England B.S. Thread

Gotta start that reverse Atkins diet; all carbs all the time. That'll keep you ground bound

 

i heart carbs

 

The all carb diet doesn't work. Ask me how I know...

 

so is anyone delivering baked goods today? brownies, cookies, cupcakes accepted

 

Well it'd work if she was trying to pack on the pounds to help hold her down in a blizzard

 

I used to deliver ice cream for Ben and Jerry's

 

not what i'm looking for in this weather

 

I mostly eat pasta and noodles, lots of granola bars and oatmeal, and some other random things here and there. I'm Rebecca's size, just twice her height lol

 

Why do girls always say things like this to me?

 

that sounds so good mmmmm

 

Complete whiteout conditions from the Braintree split south. 93 and 24 never saw a plow blade. This little Transit absolutely SUCKS in the snow. I got stuck because the guy in front of me stopped at a GREEN light at 138 and 106. Perfectly flat but I was dead in the water, people driving by calling me an "asshole" and "idiot"

 

Have your bf shovel for you

 

He lives in Lowell

 

I will shovel for food...

 

Haha I only have stuff to make smoothies. I should have prepared more...

 

Awd cars are getting stuck

 

I'm bored lol

 

I'm taking a real housewives of New Jersey break

 

Sounds like one of those IQ reducing shows

 

Very much so. For sure.

The Mrs watches that crap... I've had the bad luck of getting stuck listening to it in the background while sitting at the table doing work.

WOW