Official Tennessee Thread

You plain to work for TWRA? My dad was an officer/ assistant supervisor for 35 years been retired for little over 5 years now.

 

I deal with Squirrels all day

 

Ahh. Well, that is odd. They would obviously be considerably more lethargic than if it was warm, but I still would avoid at all costs.

Nah. I figured out the grass is greener with the federallies long ago. Stuck in here like a tick on a dog now.

 

Aquatic Biology and Entamology with Fisheries sciences is what I planned on going to school for but ended up doing Environmental / Occupational Safety. Plan on doing something more swinging towards the environmental side of my degree so I can be outside. Being stuck behind a desk in corporate America is not what I currently intend on making a career of and I'm definitely figuring this out as while I'm running reports haha.

 

My dog eats her poop. Did you know that? If not, degree wasted

 

Does she do it because she's gross, or because her digestive system isn't efficient enough to get all the nutrients out the first time (like the rabbit)?

Ask her, report back.

 

I think my sub-conscience decided that for me as well.
Really wanted to move somewhere like Montana or another western state when I finished my degree.

My accident the following Christmas break of first semester thwarted that, along with life in general and finding out making money felt good!

There are times that I look back on my past and wonder what could've been.

But I can tell you right now, sitting at this desk, the occasional toner change for someone is much better than climbing a cell tower to 300' in February or 'humping' 20 100lb batteries into a rack.
Still a woodland geek at heart, though.

 

Probably both. She likes her brothers poop the most. Eats it straight out of his asshole. Of course unless I stop her, then she looks at my all depressed with her smooshy golden bear face and it makes me feel bad so I go and pick up the poop and feed it to her out of my hand as I spank myself for being a mean father. Im not so sure the spankings are helping though because I'm still getting mad. Maybe im just jealous. Maybe im ashamed. Maybe im turned on. All logical, rational things I need to consider.

I'll take your advice and talk to her about it. Maybe swap roles and see what its like to be her. I'm sure when I'm out in the middle of the yard on all fours, starring up at a crusty, black, bubble seeping butt hole and a warm, tasty, brown, log roll comes peaking out and gingerly lowers to my mouth .... in that moment, I will understand ALL.

 

I’ve got nothing...

 

but you could be behind some sweet ergonomic desk in a $1000 chair if you want an office job. workplace ergo is a cush job.

 

Yeah, I'm the guy who designs those workplaces for our employees... Along with process safety

 

...I wish I had waited until after I was done eating my Panda Express to read this.

 

I'm going to retire in ten years and start all over doing something different.

 

to help john finish getting out the rest of his lunch...


some people would pay to see that. they'd likely pay more if you were asian.

 

I thought about the Panda Express & a bit...

















jk I like Panda

 

Someone paid me $200 to eat fresh baby poop. Funny thing is I was gonna do it for free

 

I was watching a show where a a dog behavioral expert answered the "why do dogs eat their poo?" With "because they think it's tastes good". So logical, so simple and probibly makes the most sense.

This made for surprisingly good masturbatory material!

 

I like you

 

Remember while you’re performing this exhibition out in your yard for all the neighbors to see, dogs lick their own balls too.