PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

did it smell like old ranch? Lol

 

@Iamraiderpower

As I said before, this friend also used to bartend at the bar where I work. One warm afternoon, we were getting ready to open the patio...

Me, the aforementioned male coworker, and a 20-something woman who also used to bartend there, were just chatting. I did not notice a smell, but the male coworker did. He comments on this, and I'm like "Well, what does it smell like?" My friend says "You don't wanna know."

I'm like "Seriously, what does it smell like?"

Ever the politically correct one and not wanting to be too inappropriate in front of the female bartender, my friend said "Dirty vagina." He was too politically correct to say "Dirty pussy" in front of the lady bartender, which is quite amusing in its own right because he is normally very politically incorrect. So, the two of us are laughing, and one of the barbacks shows up. Understandably, he wants to know what is so funny. The female bartender says "He said it smelled like dirty vagina."

To be honest, I thought it smelled more like a combination of ass, and warm beer...

 

January 2nd, 2018:

First, take a look to the right at that door and you'll see that this photo got chopped up as well...

See that white Ram pickup just ahead?




I appreciate it when people don't park like assholes, but it's also quite annoying when people are nitpicky about their vehicle is parked and hold up traffic so they can park it "just right"...

 

January 2nd, 2018:

 

Also, the women's room smells worse than the men's room on a busy night!

 

January 2nd, 2018:

Gettin' dark!

 

January 2nd, 2018:

Driving home...

 

January 2nd, 2018:

My boss was out for the evening and not getting back until late, so she paid me extra to drive back into town to let the dog out that night...



Driving back home, for good this time...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

Driving into work yesterday...




I find it amusing when I see a convertible driving around when it is this cold, even if the top is up!

 

January 3rd, 2018:

The woman in this blue Mercedes had her head up her ass. Moments after I took this picture, she abruptly came to a stop, when the light was green! I ended up blasting the horn and she got moving again...

 

Ewww

 

Drunk women are worse than drunk men...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

Now the blue Benz is haulin' ass...



And, finally passing her to get off of Easton Road...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

On the outskirts of D-town...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

More "photo chop," on the left rear wheel of the white Nissan van...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

Porsche 911 GT3!






The guy in the blue BMW behind the FJ Cruiser was nice enough to let me in...






A silver RC like mine...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

As I said yesterday, my boss's car was wayyy overdue for an oil change. I wanted to cover my ass in case someone hit my boss's car while I was in possession of it, so I took the rear camera from the Tacoma and put it in my boss's car!

It was really cold, and my dashcam's suction does not like the cold. I had to pull into this parking lot and breathe on the suction cup to make the damn thing stick to windshield!



Pulled into the Auto Express and found it to be incredibly crowded...

Went to Valvoline instead (Valvoline is just out of sight on the left)...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

Back in the Tacoma...

 

January 3rd, 2018:

It got dark again...



Here, we see a potential Darwin Award Recipient...