Alabama thread!

I sit in front of my computer and eat my lunch. I have a wonderful wife that packs my lunch everyday saving me the cost, time and health risks of eating out everyday.

 

but then you miss out on time with us....come to Rosie's!

 

.gov has my fingerprints, eyes, dna, and everything else. fuck em

 

I’ve felt way better since I cut to little to no dairy

 

Dude, you worked on a dairy? You a flat earther too? Lizard people?






@stronghammer @BAMATOY no fucking headset shit, Scotty won’t even play.

 

if that's the case I h2o intolerance, I've yet to find anything that doesn't give me gas

 

I was literally on 20 minutes before you texted me. I play every night. I got responsibilities to take care of though so I can't play on your demand, bitch.

Get a headset or you'll forever suck at the game.

 

Use your damn phone headset it came with unless you've become even gayer since I met you and changed to a stupid apple product!

Seriously, bruh, like 12 buck and Walmart for the ear buds and microphone headset. GET OFF YOUR ASS!

As for Scotty, stop being a Scotty and play mofo!

 

I played 2 solo last night and came in 32nd due to some bullshit, and 12th due to playing solo and got hammered by a group of 4!

 

All this and he doesn't have a CB.

 

sounds like console peasant bickering

u-turn

 

first time playing? or did you play computer before? I know Androlle is brand new, and it shows.

 

tell me tales of how androlle got rekt plz

 

well I've only had like 2 matches with him.

the very first though he landed somewhere in the same area as me, he started taking shots so I pushed towards him but as soon as I got there he got rekt. then I rekt the 2, yes 2 people, in the area and went on to take his and their loot lol.

he then cried through text that I didn't come over fast enough to which I responded, I don't know anything about your situation till I see your health bar move because you don't have a headset to call out.

 

Will this work on a Pentium 90 with 8MB of Ram and a 1GB Hard drive?

 

Nah, I play it on Xbox a lot with a buddy, that was just my first times on PS4. Ive come in 2nd 3 times as a duo with my buddy, but have been on a shitty streak recently with bad drop points and getting ganged up on early!

 

probably not lol

ah ok I gotcha. I don't really know if I'm "good" or not, but compared to the usual guys I play with I am.

I've played a lot, so the stats don't sound great to anybody that doesn't play, but I think I have like 18 solo wins in 280 matches? Duo's is my weakest with like 9 wins and Squads has like 22.

 

also...I made this a while back... https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/fortnite.518967/