New England B.S. Thread

I knew someone would do it.

 

I'm so confused

 

It's actually spelt "ゴジラ"

 

Asking you if it's in yet.

 

As long as I enjoy it IDC to be honest

 

You're a true romantic...

 

OMG, a douchebag jar? If you have one of those Noel, you better upsize it. I'm thinking a 55 gallon drum should work in your case.

 

You should see how I am at work. 55 gallons wouldn't cut it. We'd need those big 300 gallon totes.

 

When you're including fractions, it just automatically confirms that you're f-in short.

 

I believe Rebecca is 5'1½"

 

I rest my case. Although, do you, most of us are midgets.

 

5'1¾"

 

Putting your hair up doesn't count.

 

Wait till you start shrinking! That was a holy shit moment for me last year when I went to my doctor and he measured me. My feet are getting bigger and I'm getting shorter.

 

4'13, more like.

 

Did your doctor have cold hands?

 

I'll literally cry

 

I asked where to put my pants and he said, "right over there on the chair, next to mine!"