Colorado B.S. Thread

Sweet, I'm starting to mentally cave to the benefits of a hard shell...

 

I wouldent call it a beater but it’s been on the ground a few times.

You can have the same offer as Brandon. At least a helmate and I’ve got an extra bike I can take someone out on.

 

I have a full face helmet from downhill mountain biking and maybe some knee/shin pads still kicking around somewhere too.

 

Sounds good, those and over the ankle boots. Just hit me up on a Sunday/Monday and we can go to rampart or wherever.

 

My engine fell out so after I contemplated a bit...I decide to just pedal off the side of this rocky hill, it was fun

 

I’ve thought about going to winter park for the down hill biking. I should this summer

 

You should, its worth it!

 

If you do, let me know. I know that park like the back of my hand.

 

Did you just pour glue on it?

 

Maybe Elmer's mixed with a little cottage cheese?

 

I haven't weighed 148 since sometime in high school

 

I used to be around 135. For years.
Heaviest I've ever been was 154.
Felt huge.

 

But rest assured, I can out beer all of you.

 

I've only broken 150 once before, but for the past 6 years I haven't really moved more than a pound or two past 145.

 

No, you can't.

I'm a man of science, and as such more than willing to prove my theory.

As for weight, I fluctuate between 195-205 pounds depending on the week. All muscle*.







*(Don't look this up.)

 

Challenge accepted.

 

145-155? How tall are you guys?

 

Right? Living at altitude shrink y’all or something

 

No it doesn't. They just live in the land of Oz in northern Colorado. Surely you have heard of the Munkins?

On the southside of Denver we are tall and fluffy.

6'1" about 240lb the last time I stepped on a scale.