Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I still love you

I just got K'd. Atleast it wasnt a capital "K"

 

<3​

 

I always have a open seat, just dont Kase out on me.

 

Not even sure what that means!!!
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But, I can assure you....I would never

 

You better jump on that offer, and bring lots of tacos and jelloshots, from what I hears his crew "wheels for reals"!

 

We've been to Malls all over the United States.

 

I dont even wheel. Just want to be part of the gang

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Kase just got voted out so we have a open seat.

@weldertaco

 

I met Kase once....Just wish we had more time ​

 

It may be painful, you'll quickly learn what a functional mod is.

 

No you don't. I'm not enjoyable I'm a top notch asshole

 

I met Kase and Nik for the first time over the holidays

 

Eh, you seemed alright. Definitely tolerable lol

 

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I literally hope I never get married just because I don't have enough friends to have groomsmen. I'd say I should be more social but fuck that. Solitude is lifeeee lmao

 

Sheeeeeeeit​

 

One year ago this date, headed back to California after our initial visit to Houston. No pun intended, but oh how time flies....

 

I' sure yoiy can rent a friend....

Or be a real ass and have cardoard cutouts of yourself for groomsmen. Then have the girls dance with the cutouts

 

I love fucking with these high school kids. Not saying that thier parents are any smarter. Kid comes in and says can I get a bacon egg and cheese croissant, with no egg...
Me. Ok bacon egg and cheese.
Kid, yes no egg..
Me, so you want a bacon and cheese croissant?
Kid, yes with no egg..
Me,ok why do you keep saying egg If you don' want it?

Stay in drugs, don't do school

 

I get that on the rare occasion I go into Whataburger for breakfast. I order a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, with no cheese, on a jalapeno cheese biscuit. Seems to f#$k with there minds to no end......