Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Is that what you tell yourself to resist?

 

Maybe. Sometimes I have to think of the Dodgers.

 

Would splooge myself

 

please do? lol
my drive is high I try to have sex at least 5 days a week if I don't pass out drunk first. it would be 7 but I at least pass out twice a week before her. 41 and HAF been married 17 yrs and would go home right now and give it to her if see called. At corys age he should be sluttin it up, " know what im sayin"

 

Bang ‘em all, let Scott sort ‘em out.

 

Is this that $40 shell from yesterday?!
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/pts/d/leer-short-bed-camper-shell/6470071909.html

 

Funny but no. Needed wipers on work truck. So I got a mail in gift card I put in my name not the company. It was $15. Then I put new wipers on my Tacoma. An other $15. Then did wipers on my wife's runner and yep $15. That's all at OReely. Then I got a $5off $10 on line and got the pickup in-store. I saved one $15 card for the next oil change. I bought a filter at Toyota because it was cheaper. But cost me $6 for two filters. And a gallon of gas to get there. I run premium Chevron in everything I figure free Castrol and $3 filter and a $3 Gallo. Of gas to get the filter. I'm happy AF!

 

Amen! I was nailing bitches left and right .Age 23 was amazing

 

16-24 were my prime years. I've slowed down numerically (slightly), but I'd like to think the quality of the experience is higher now

 

looks like it. someone trying to make a $310 profit

 

lol i think so

offer $50

 

I swear I should have had 1000 shots for wired shit but I was the lucky SOB that skated by.

 

I was stupid and started dating one of the hottest chicks in high school. Dated her all of high school. Otherwise, i probably woulda caught a fucken disease. Im a man whore. After that whore met sancho while i was in boot, it was game on!

 

Thank god now we won't have to hear about how you drive like an asshole.... lol

 

Been with my wife since I was 21 and first girlfriend was from 16-20. I think I missed those prime years....

 

you sho' did

 

I used mine like a pogo stick it was just a way of transportation for me.

 

You pop a cap in sancho??

What @LTDSC said lol

 

Like a hibbity hop