AZ BS Thread 4²0

Told my daughter that is she didn’t clean her bathroom before school, shit would get real.


She didn’t.




Took a yuge dump in her toilet and left it there with the lid closed, with a note on the door saying “clean your toilet”.

 

Nice touch, did you make sure to hobble to your bathroom to wipe? That way she gets to see all of what you made.

 

hopefully i won't need your services. These things seem to be pretty reliable just like yota's if taken care of.

Sounds good to me! Pick a saturday-sunday(-monday maybe) in Feb and I'll get it off work!

next time, upper decker

 

To add to the discussion:

California wouldn't let you work until age 16 unless you got a parent to sign off on early work at age 15.5. I had a job at 15.5 almost full time. Graduated from High School a year early. Parents wouldn't help me get a license because my Brother fucked that up for me by breaking their trust with their cars. I had to pay a driving school out of my own pocket to fullfil the required number of hours with a 27 y/o driver. Three hundred dollars to an 18 year old 30+ years ago was a fortune.

Got my own license, bought my own car, piece of shit died on me. Rode a bike 50-70 miles a day for a year while I saved up 3K at age 20 to buy my first new car with zero cosign or help.

My kids already know thay they will not have the option of not getting a license and they will not be transportation for their lazy fuckhead friends.

 

Let 'em drive said lazy fuckheads around but only for a profit, maybe? Market opportunities!

My dad was originally going to hand-me-down his BMW 325i that was about 10 years old and had... 160K (I think??) on it, but he thought wiser of it. I'm glad he did.

 

More than likely my awesome Son will drive my Tacoma until he can afford what he wants and I will have a new toy by then to play with. Got a few year for him to be driving. I need to pick up a manual vehicle so both kids can learn to drive stick. A Mustang S550 would do the trick.

 

I am 100% Flexible... though would like to watch the Super Bowl... but don't have to. So, what ever weekend looks best for you... I am IN!!!!

 

Read the post to my 23 year old daughter. She said "That's guy's a Marine isn't he.". I did something similar but it included dog shit a Ziploc and her bed.

 

Lmao. Good.

 

My little brother is the one Ryan rescued. Good truck. Just had the lower break on him. Ohwell. But yes no one here cares what you drive as long as you're down to go and have fun. Well and not be a douche.

 

You're not a douche. Just our lovable asshole. Since you got rid of the jeep you been a lot better babe

 

Daw

Guess it might be true: I’m the nicest asshole you’ll ever meet

 

Anyone have a recommendation for a camper shell place in the Phoenix area? Looking to compare to the quotes I got from the two places up here in Flag and Prescott Valley.

 

Oil change tonight

 

Lived with my grandparents from 16-18. My own from 18-22. Then my grandparents lived with me from 22-they still haven't moved out. But they are only their seasonally since I was never home and now have lived in AZ for 4 years.

 

Shit.

 

Yes you are! Love you sweetie