Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

No lol. I wouldn't spend more than $5-$8k for a 350z. It's just lowered on some nice wheels and tires. Not a 370z with twin turbskies or anything crazy.

 

You need to jam more of the Circle Jerks album Group Sex apparently.

https://www.reddit.com/r/punk/comments/7rujq2/circle_jerks_helped_me_have_group_sex/

Oh and nipples. Talk about nipples.

 

I am not clicking a link that has to do with circle jerks

 

fair enough

 

Too early for this shit lol

 

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No girls to look at.... won' be a good workout

 

Apparently, from the crowd there, the world agrees.

 

Funny sight this morning, on the drive into work I saw a truck stopped on the roadside, then he started rolling and merged into the lane next to me. I look over and he starts slowing and I look at the truck and the entire thing is shaking like he turned the vibrator up to "who needs a man". I could see the wheels/tires just slapping left and right and even the panels on the truck were shaking like crazy. Worst case of death wobble I've ever seen.....

BTW, not a Yeep, it was an F250 quad cab. It was one very large shaking mofo.

 

Yea but This is the only gym in the small town so it's crowded by dudes that aren't good to look at after 5 lmao so early morning it is.

 

4x4? He just needs his front end redone

 

I'm just doing this to get more matches on tinder

 

So before 5, the guys look good to you?

 

Oh yeah, lifted 4x4, and sure it should be a simple fix, but I've never seen body panels shake that much.

3-some enabler? "Babe, I can lift you while I spin the other."

Before 5am, probably still has leftover drunk going, so if it has a heartbeat, it's at risk.

 

I've seen a dodge do the death wobble. Big tires mean big vibrations.

 

Yes.

 

Dude this made my morning. Almost spit out my coffee

 

Y’all hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated????




























































He’s gonna be all right!

 

Hahahaha that just made my morning better