Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Or a straight razor of Damascus. Oh wait no those are$3000.

 

I haven't done shit in the shop in the last two weeks. Been with sick kids and wife. I am however going to get back to the grindstone.

 

I’m actually looking for one for my mom. I have a Damascus spyderco endura but I never use it.

 

no way!

 

I love my 65, kind of want to jump on a soft cooler now though. Hmmm

 

I watched a documentary on those used panties vending machines.. they’re total bullshit. Literally just applied stains and juice from tuna cans and assembled in a factory, basically.

If you want the real, good shit, give me a fucking call.

Spoiler

reddit.com/r/sexsells

 

But but...I’ve been waiting all my life for this trip. Oh the disappointment!

 

Find a good whore instead. Then buy her panties.

 

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St Joseph’s Church at 3pm. The brides name is Jessica shes 5’4” about 140lbs, good cook too.....She’ll be the one in the white dress.

 

What can $10 get me?

 

Paid all that just to watch the patriots win again?

 

No worries John! I do have some Porters for you tho

 

Pics of the bride?


Asking for a friend

 

Just wait till you actually have to do it, opposite of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

I almost needed it September 16th 2013. I got smashed at work and I'm glad I was breathing. I would not want that crew near my mouth with anything.

 

Except a dick.



AMIRITE?! #gotem

 

Never needed it, but givin it many times

 

Pulled off to take a pic, got stuck.

 

I needed this. So glad I have tomorrow off.