Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Haven't found a dead body yet
but ill tell you this
if you want to see gross
im a night custodian at a middle school lets just say last week there was an old lady that wouldn't go to the restroom so decided to go in the quad causing the day guy principle vice princaple and the district maintenance coordinator to
also middle school girls bathrooms far worse then the boys

 

My fault. This whole job walk put me in a weird place.

 

Hmm. You don’t seem like a guy that’s aloud around schools let alone work in them.














Sorry too easy but too good to let go.

 

No but I was right there and the only one home when my former landlord (88 years old) was on the third floor above me leaning over the rail cleaning gutters. It was dry rot as fuck. He basically broke everything on the fall. Died at the hospital shortly after

 

So fucking true. I was also pool maintenance at the high school. Fuckin bitches would throw their dirty tampons on the floor next to the toilet. We called em red mice. You could usually smell em before you found em

 

yeah on our campus we have the little receptacles on the wall for them and we put liners in them and its surprising how many miss the liner and end up getting fished out the bottom of the bin
worst part is the bin is super small so super tight fit for my meaty hands
on a side note found in the 6th grade buildings boys bathroom there is a 6th grade boy that knows whats up the graffiti on the wall "black bitches are life" and "20 bucks is 20 bucks" right next to two drawn dicks touching tips

 

My dog snoring in my ear.

 

Found my first boss on my first logging job after he crashed a log skidder. That still gets me in a funk he crushed the whole back part of his head inside the cab of that tractor. He was a big guy and 400 yards we had to pack him to the van. Had to wait there for six hours till the coroner got there. Crazy feeling taking that tractor out the next week after OSHA left.
You never forget that shit.

 

Well, that was a pleasant morning read.

 

One can never forget the smell. Uuugghh!

 

I only smell coffee.

 

No kidding.

 

Man I hop on here before work to get in a good mood. Mainly the T&A.


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JK
I'll be back in a day or two when all the dead body talk is over and this thread has moved into bigger and better thongs. Things. I meant things.

 

10/10 would screw.

 

Oh my god. She hasnt done her laundry












Wood

 

I'm fucking old. Looked at that and thought oh damn at least there's a roll of TP in the bathroom.
Great hat she has there. Would love to wear it.

 

why did you have to bring this up. it took me weeks to get that smell out of my head. You will never forget that smell. even worse is when its a loved one, lots of sad memory's come with the smell.