Truck sales Jan 2018. Taco surges

The ranger produces no sound or wake/bubbles during crossings. Wise move.

 

Isn't that a kangaroo?

I mean either way it's fucking terrifying

 

Way better excuse for an ugly front end than what Toyota invented fo sho.

 

And it fucks whatever it wants. Besides, koalas are soft and fluffy.

 

What? Dude no koalas will fuckin cut you up

 

Not if you look like jackedupkangaroo.jpeg.

 

Granted, these lazy fucks seem docile, all high on eucalyptus.

But this isn’t ok. Thats some for real hardware.

When they lose it, game over.

 

I'm concerned that you are taking my kangaroo doinking a koala way too seriously lol. Google is going to pepper you with Foster's and outback steakhouse ads if you keep it up. And Ridgeline 0% APR red tag sale ads.

 

REFRESHING OR REVOLTING: 2019 FORD RANGER VS. CHEVY COLORADO, TOYOTA TACOMA
Which is the best-looking midsize pickup?
http://www.motortrend.com/news/refr...-ford-ranger-vs-chevy-colorado-toyota-tacoma/

Because the best looking truck wins....lol

 

I’m angry because I care. I don’t want your nether regions lacerated upon.

 

Don't underestimate the koala. As soon as you turn your back they'll go medieval on your ass and fuck you up.

 

So what i'm hearing is just make sure it's sleeping, right?

 

You pays your money and you takes your chances.

 

still probably not so easy. They pack up real small, you would think “oh, yeah, I’ll just stuff it in a pillow case...” but they are DENSE. 15 pounds of solid muscle dude. Doesn’t sound like much, I know. But yeah while they’re sleeping is your best bet. Or you could try making friends with it, because then you just ASK

 

Always better when it's consensual.

 

Sounds kinda like my wife actually...

 

Your knowledge of Koala facts is as amazing as it is scary.