Cap City Build & BS AF

Barefoot and nek'd.......and makin' me a samitch.

 

Dinner and a Redbox....and hopefully boobies later.

Night scrubs.

 

Yes please.

 

I killed the thread.

 

We'll wait til you get back

I actually had to Google all 3 of those

Trick question. Hipsters use candles because light bulbs are too mainstream.

 

I'm still here. You're good.

 

Close one.

 

I did a good one tonight to raise the stakes on @23Skidoo 's sweaty crotch shots.

 

What’d I miss?

 

I went to get in the truck at subway and this big ole dick busted out the crotch of my blue jeans.


Ladies were flocking from everywhere.

 

Quit stuffing things down your pants and you won't have that problem

 

Was all man meat brah. Couldn't fit in these fuckers if I stuffed anything in there.

 

Then buy pants that dit. Skinny jeans are for chicks.

 

There ain't nothing skinny about me or my jeans thank you.

 

Maybe go to that store DXL

 

Pics?

 

You're asking for dick pics Carey? Isn't that bannable? Also against the CoC (Pun intended)

 

Those are big C’s!!

 

Obviously this is too since it busted denim.

 

Never listen to the COC, it has a mind of it’s own.