random thoughts from 28ØØ3 (aka whiskey-tango-foxtrot)

when's bob gonna be done with the 'ban members from my thread' feature?

 

Should we book you two a room for the 'kiss-and-make-up' session will surely follow this little spat?

 

it is now that you're here

 

this thread is fucking hilarious well played sirs!!! i though i would add to it a little background i dont really care about this girl that much its good ass for now and she works as a rn in the er so.....

gf-hey we need to talk
me-u mean u need to talk and i have to pretend to care
gf-ur such an ass
me-yes yes i am
gf-im tired of it u need to cut it out or im leaving
me-humm at least now i dont have to pretend im not banging your friends

about now she gets a little upset

gf-omg i knew those panties wernt mine
me-which pair
gf-im done with you you fucking asshole
me-can we atleast have breakup sex
gf-go fuck urself asshole
me-lol love you to babe (sarcasm by the way)

about 2 hrs roles by then a txt i wonder who it is

gf-so are you done being an asshole so i can come home and we can make up
me-humm of course babe you can come over and we can make up about me being an asshole we both know thats not gonna change lol
gf-im sorry baby i love you
me-k ill see ya when you get here!
gf-be there soon!!

 

for now she is still pissed but she made me dinner a little bit ago it was pretty good and now shes in the shower i dont think she realizes im not fuckin around about her friends

 

This thread is win.

 

holy ballsack how the fuck do you have 16000 fucking post dayum

 

oh well its just a damn internet forum dont get buttsore over it!!!

 

my thread has been jacked by flaming canadians

 

It was just a matter of time.