Colorado B.S. Thread

way past beer thirty around here....

 

Fuh real

 

How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

 

Snowflake or regular?

 

lol, none actually, the woman should have it open and on the table already.



What's the leading cause of divorce?

 

What's the difference between a G-spot and a bottle of whiskey?

 

Probably jokes like the previous one.

 

nah, Marriage is the main cause. But good try.

 

None, she should do it when she makes your sammich.



Edit: guess i should've read to the next page.

 

Men will actually search for a bottle of whiskey, btw...

 

tough crowd.

Life and beer are very similar, chill for best results.

And with that, I'm off to warm up a bar seat.

 

Has anyone done a paddle trip in the boundary waters?

Trying to plan a trip and looking for intel.

 

How far are you from DIA? Your welcome over and I'll teach you enough to burn holes in the frame of your truck.

Right @Squeaky Penguin

 

Hes about 94.5 miles

 

Sucks to be him I guess.

 

As in Mina-Sota? Good luck with the skeeters up there.

 

I’ve been on a house boat in the area. Northern pike have teeth so you need a steel wire lead on your fishing pole.

Oh yea, don’t piss off a loon.

 

I did a 50+ mile paddle trip through there with the Boy Scouts. It was about 15 years ago though. Not sure if that is helpful at all.

 

Oh wait...you said loon

 

Just trying to get an idea of what to plan, where are good spots to see and what length is good.

There's like 30 drop in spots, so it looks like you just try to find areas you want to head to and factor in the portages.