Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Happy fkn Friday! Cheers to a long weekend!

And Peter’s pecker

 

What that’s shriveled looking thang?

 

I don’t get it. Are you saying my eyes are slanted because I’m Asian?

 

I dont’t know. How many members are there in the #DBB?

 

Ekzachery!

 

Looks like a penis that’s been in the bathtub too long.

 

Also known as a cum catcher.

 

I just use the woman’s panties.

 

It sucked but she did awesome and everything went as planned. Now she’s relaxing on the couch and going to get anything she wants for the next few days. Cinnamon rolls for tomorrow.

 

Still thinking about getting that unicorn spare tire cover....

 

that's a good one. might have to try this one.

 

Yeah I keep a cloth rag by my computer as well. Ends up being white over time too...

 

Such a good beer!

 

So maybe you buy urinal cakes, put ‘em On a nice chain and gift them to your friends. Sort of like Harley Bells but for mice

 

Cheers

 

Bonus creeper points if they’re clean and you fold them and put them back in the drawer later.

Bonus freaky points if you make sun tea with 7 pairs of dirties. Double points if she drinks it with you, unknowingly. 5x points if her mom drinks it.

 

I have been dropping hints to my wife that we need to go to Monterey.

She hasn’t been a fan the last few times we went.

If I tell her outright I only want to go for the brewery...

 

oh my!
you are twisted!