PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

@Iamraiderpower
@Plain Jane Taco
@Jamesboy2233

So my boss sent me to CVS to buy candy for the bowl in the lobby. When I came onto truck I saw a couple of kids, probably in their early teens at the oldest, hanging around the storage hut on our property. This is a normal occurrence...

However, I was surprised to see a girl (older than 12 but not old enough to drive if I had to guess) come out of the valet hut as I was leaving...

I actually put my truck in park, got out, and asked "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

She's like "I was just standing in there," or something.

I tell her "It's private property" and she says "I did not know that." I think she's full of shit but she wasn't rude or confrontational so I didn't make anything of it.

The boy who was with her (not in the hut) said "I wasn't in there."

I tell him "I'm just saying, that's my boss's private property."

They left without incident.

Seriously, kids these days have no respect!

 

I am not going to lie...

I've had a couple "adventures" at Asian massage parlors over the years, though only of them involved alcohol, and it was only one beer...

 

@Iamraiderpower
@Plain Jane Taco
@Jamesboy2233

I've been sick the last few days, more than likely as a result of staying up too damn late. Now, I'm pretty much better.

It's 3:30am and I've been trying to get to sleep since a little after 1am. This has been the case the last few days in a row...

 

"$20 dolla.....no holla"

Careful....that's a good way to to have your dick turn green and fall off.

 

Are you taking any meds? Some of those can keep you awake

 

I've got great stories. I just don't remember much of them......

 

Same anti-anxiety meds I've been on since the end of 2005...

 

@Iamraiderpower
@Plain Jane Taco

This is something I've touched on before...

Do you guys think it possible for a 6-foot tall guy to screw in an RC Tacoma (my driver's license says I'm 5'11", but a recent checkup at the doctor shows me as a solid 6 feet tall)? I've never actually done a girl in a vehicle before...

 

Bruh.

 

Is that a yes or a no?

 

With her on top, maybe?

But no. Find a more comfortable place....and one that's not out in public

 

If I ever got a cap on the back of the truck, I'd throw a mattress in the back and try that out...

But yeah, I've got my bedroom at home, and if I don't want my parents disturbing us there's a perfectly good Days Inn just down the road!

 

I love having a backup camera!

 

One of my friends (and fellow Aspies) is into the BDSM lifestyle...

She also likes custom trucks!

I always joke with her about how I'm still looking for a "sub" of a different sort, but I can't seem to find one that fits my needs.

By sub, of course mean subwoofer...

By needs, I mean the space behind my bench seat...

Cracks her up every time!

 

Here's a WTF story heard over a few drinks when talking to a friend of a friend.

This guy inherits $1.4 million dollars sixteen years ago and proceeds to stop working the day he gets it. He's now down to his last few thousand dollars and he's now over forty. So here this guy sits, with no education beyond high school, in poor health and the last job he held was in retail. The kicker is he has no real assets to show for the money. He asked for advice and I just took another swig of my beer and said I have no clue.

I had to ask the one friend if this was true and they said yup. He's basically spent the last decade and half playing video games.

 

And FYI, I do have some pretty awesome friends, some on the spectrum and some not...

One of them happens to be a freaky bi mistress (her own words)!

This is the same women who, when I showed her a pic of my Tacoma, immediately commented that the moveable cleats in my bed would be useful for tying someone up!

I love my friends!

 

I'd have bought myself an old Rolls-Royce, set aside a small slush fund for maintaining the Rolls-Royce, kept my Tacoma, bought a small house, invested the rest, and continued my plan to work as an HVAC technician!

I'm sorry, owning a Rolls has been a dream of mine for a few years now!

 

Also, I could buy a 1981-1996ish Silver Spirit or Silver Spur for like $20K-$30K now and sell it for over $50K in about five years...

A true investment vehicle!

 

About the only way to retire on a million bucks is if you're 65.


When I was 23 or so we were drinking late into the night on Crystal Beach. Drive on beach, bonfires all of that. Had to make another beer run close to midnight. Coming back, all the parties look the same so we have to really scope them hard. Finally Danny jumps out in front of us swinging his arms to guide us back, looking like an Air Force crew member.
Instead of turning in though I decide to drift a donut around him....then another...and another. They're getting tighter and tighter and the sand storm bigger and bigger. By the time the car is bogged down in churned sand and the interior looks about like the beach, buddy sez, "Where'd Danny go?". Sand settles and we hear thumping under the car. Yep, ran right over him. Aside from a couple of burns from the exhaust pipes and covered in sand, he's fine enough to say "Get enough beer?"

 

Saw you you behind me this afternoon on South Main, Eagles Super Bowl 52 plate looking good on your grill!