New England B.S. Thread

the question i ask everyone who says they don't get laid or get head, do you shave? hahaha

 

The up side is my wallet is heavier LOL

Still have some of us beat haha

 

True that... IF she finds out.

If I answer this, I may or may not come across as pervy, so.... I pass.

 

i'd say a good 90% of the time a guy has told me he's not getting head, when i ask that question the answer is no. i'm telling you guys, regular maintenance haha

 

Peeps need to get with the times. Things have been invented for a reason, this being one of the reasons. That's all I'll say about that.

 

well the BS thread is really taking an interesting turn!

 

i do what i can

 

Do it! I've always dreamed of being in someone's sig!

This is exactly what I'd do Nuno. This is the one time where her saying No should be interpreted as Yes.

Well move in to the city and get on Tinder! Always works for me!

I still do. Regular maintenance is key! Besides, you never know when you'll be out for a beer and end up hitting it off with someone.

 

Be careful listening to me though. I've had more failed relationships than successful ones!

 

That's part of life my man!

 

Not unusual actually!

 

This is how I fixed most of my electrical issues on my GM vehicles...

 

Being preggo makes them horny as hell. Hormones for the win. Enjoy it now, cause after she pops the Giblet out she's not going to want you to even look at her, let alone come anywhere near any of her orifaces for a long time.

 

6 weeks minimum

 

Hahahahahahhahaha 6 weeks....good luck with that.

Docs going to tell them 3 months typically... And good luck with 3 months.

Pro tip: Get yourself a nice big pile of cum socks cause she's going to be disgusted by you for quite a while

 

Listen to the man, @jpereira2. Trust him, and trust me.

 

Rebecca shows up, stirs things up, leaves, and watches it all unfold

 

Some people just like to watch the world burn

 

seemed there was a bit of a dry spell for a little while