New England B.S. Thread

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There's surgery's to fix it...
Also through the miracle of nature and shit those things can really open up when needed.

 

The alternative would be getting some gnarly belly scars when the kid alien'd out of you.

Yeah, I've been getting "you'll feel different when you're older" since I was 16; I'm 33 now (34 next month! ) and I haven't changed my mind about them yet.

 

i think i'd rather take the scars. and not defecating in front of a room full of people

 

well its not like all of us are going to be in there... really only have to have as many ppl as you want

 

But it's (fucking) magical.

Also, the nurses and docs have likely seen much worse. And they clean that shit up so quick you don't even know

 

Especially if you'd had Thai food. That'd leave a lasting impression.

 

you guys wouldn't all come??

 

Haha why's that? It's only with people I don't know or women I don't know. I don't live in a city as populated as the Boston area, but still in a city nonetheless

 

Ditto.

I just think of my friends who wake up and say "hey I want to go to the beach today" and then their kid has a mental breakdown and plans change.
Me? I can wake up on a day I am not working and say hey I want to go to the beach, get in my car and go, by MYSELF, if I want to. I like that. lol.

 

To be honest, I witnessed a birth, I was there. And I didn't want to be, I was there for emotional support. After that, I was scared straight lol

 

You tell your husband he can't go? That's harsh

 

Not always, but I have that OPTION!!! lol

 

Not really my fetish.

 

well now I feel like a jerk for assuming we wouldn't be invited.... I'll be the breathing coach then

 

I've known I didn't want kids my whole life. Always been told the same thing. I'm only 26, but I know I'm not changing my mind on that one.

My career benefits kids, that's plenty.

 

I'd bring the cigars!

Well you're never quiet around me! Which is great, so I didn't peg you as the reserved type.

And if you say so... I picture western MA the same way I picture Maine. An empty, barren wasteland filled with deathclaws... err I mean wild animals... with a few towns and some roads. I should probably come visit!

 

I think the northern half of Maine is the closest thing we have to a final frontier besides space and the deep ocean lol

 

Definitely nothing to see North of Augusta. Not worth making the trip, don't bother looking, keep out.

 

I'd also add most of Texas and the southwest!