New England B.S. Thread

@BigMacMcCoy

 

I have a few Tissot Automatics that are actually pretty reasonable on Amazon (~$500 discounted from $750 MSRP). They're about the best you can do before you jump up in price to $2,500 for a Tag or a base model IWC

 

I'm quite reserved with people I don't know, if you put me by myself I'll likely sit and people watch or watch the TV haha.

Yes you do! Definitely not as many things or places as out your way, but college is in session and plenty of bars downtown.

Basically, or even out in western Maine, its pretty remote in some spots, Verizon is the only one to get cell reception from the US at my camp, everyone else gets it from Canada

Nope nothing at all

Basically how I look at it, I have met all the girls I've dated through friends and just doing stuff

 

I only bother with the straight razor when I want a really close shave, usually for special occasions or something. For day-to-day it's just much faster and easier to use the safety razor.

 

We would need to make T-Shirts for that one

 

This is why I stopped trying to get in the wife's pants... Good example from today.

Wife is getting a haircut, so I am at the in-laws with the kids. Text message exchange:

Her: I'm at my appointment
Me: enjoy
Her: thank you. She gets super busy. There's three of us here
Me: can't wait to see how good you'll look
Her: thank you

I rest my case.

 

Try going the opposite way and not giving a shit. Maybe she'll get upset and hate fuck you

 

I doubt it'll work. I can see her excuse already... Same as every other time... "I stay up late every night doing stuff for school, so I go to bed late and I'm tired".

 

I'll be honest. Whenever a guy is too supportive and up my ass it's a turn off

 

Believe me, I'm definitely not the supportive type. Matter of fact I stopped being supportive cause it wasn't getting me anywhere.

 

Maybe you need an interesting body piercing

 

So maybe just pull a Weinstein and just whip it out and be like it ain't gonna suck itself....

 

@BostonBilly
You OK man?

 

Had my tongue pierced a long time ago, a phase I went through, but that's about all I'm into.

LOL! I think she would probably just laugh me off and not do anything about it

 

Nipple rings are fun to play with

 

Well the only other thing I can suggest is get her squatting/ deadlifting. Heavy deads/ squats release hormones and make them wanna fuck

 

I'll just resort to taking care of business myself. Less hassle.

 

Much less fun, though similar result at the end presumably.

 

Yeah... Pretty much

 

Yes, barren AF. Better not come. The feral bears are nasty.