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Colorado B.S. Thread

Discussion in 'Colorado' started by Kappes03, Jan 1, 2011.

  1. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:18 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    What is the difference between a women's G spot and a bottle of whiskey....
     
  2. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:21 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    A man will search for the bottle o whiskey...
     
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  3. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:26 PM
    StainlessSteelRatt

    StainlessSteelRatt Well-Known Member

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    So, the other night I'm walkin' into this bar, ya see. I'm packin' a set of jumper cables...
     
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  4. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:26 PM
    StainlessSteelRatt

    StainlessSteelRatt Well-Known Member

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    Bartender says "HEY!"
     
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  5. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:28 PM
    StainlessSteelRatt

    StainlessSteelRatt Well-Known Member

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    "Don't you start anything!"
     
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  6. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    Why are blonds so easy to get in bed....
     
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  7. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    Who cares....
     
  8. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:31 PM
    StainlessSteelRatt

    StainlessSteelRatt Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    Stranger rolls into town...
    Walks into a bar, sees a sign "freebeerto allwho can pass the test..."
     
  10. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:33 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    Stranger askes the bartender, "whats the test?"
    Bartender says...
    Well, first you gotta drink this gallon bottle of jalapeno infused tequila...
     
  11. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:34 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    Next, there us an alligator with a sore tooth out back, you gotta pull it's tooth, no tools allowed...
     
  12. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:35 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    After that, there is a lady upstairs that has never had an orgasm... you gotta make it right with her...
     
  13. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:36 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    Stranger says, "no way, that's not worth the free beer."

    3 beers later, he asks for the tequila...
     
  14. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:38 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

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    Downs that bottle in one single gulp, tears pouring down his face...
    Says" just a minute , be right back," runs out to the gator..
    Next thing you hear is the most godawful commotion, hollering and screaming, then dead silence...
     
  15. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:39 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

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    Dude comes back in, shirt in tatters, skin all clawed up, totally out of breathe and asks...
     
  16. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:39 PM
    Deathbysnusnu

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    "Where is the chick with the sore tooth?"
     
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  17. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:41 PM
    303tacoma

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    What room do ghosts avoid?
     
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  18. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:42 PM
    303tacoma

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    The living room
     
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  19. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:42 PM
    teamhypoxia

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    Tonight.
     
  20. Feb 17, 2018 at 7:43 PM
    303tacoma

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    :D
     

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