Colorado B.S. Thread

isnt there a toy trains and bad dad joke thread?

 

Guy walks Into a bar, asks for 10 shots of whiskey, bartender asks, "whatsz wrong,"
Dude says, " just found out my best friend is gay And he's marrying my brother "...

 

Next day same guy walks into the bar and asks for 12 shots of whiskey...bartender asks " what's wrong today?"
Dude says, " just found out my son is gay Too

 

Third day, same guy walks into the bar and asks for 15 shots of whiskey, bartender chuckles and asks, " does anybody in your family like women?"
Dude replies...

 

"Just found out today that my wife does"

 

You've planted the seed. It's over. Of all the things the site has been through...hacks; scammers; thieves; bots; mall-crawlers; will 33s fit/rub/touch me inappropriately; 3rd gens...a "toy trains and bad dad joke" thread will kill it.

 

F uckin boring Oregon in here, just sayin..

 

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

 

Finished up the floor tonight, couldn't find any T-moulding the same color so went with grey. The accent wall is grey.

 

The thread, or are you at work?

 

Ran into a babe tonight, tried one of my favorite lines...
"I'd like to wear you you like a pair of sunglasses

 

One leg over each ear....

 

Did not fly.

 

Yeap!

 

Since the floodgates have been opened...

A guy dies suddenly and finds himself in Hell. Satan comes up to him and says, "Hey, welcome! Let me show you around. This place gets a bad rap, but it's really not so bad. Tell me, up on earth, did you gamble?"

The guy says, "Yeah, I used to play cards with my buddies now and then." Satan says, "Well, today's Monday, so it's poker night! Texas Hold'em, Five Card Stud, you name it, we got it. Great chance to meet some new people down here and get acquainted." "That sounds pretty good, I guess", the guy says.

Satan replies "Yep, let me ask you, did you drink?" ."Well yes", the guy replies "in fact I drank nearly every day until the day I died."
Satan says, "Good! You're gonna love Tuesdays. Tuesday is drinking day. We have everything: craft beer, wine, whiskeys, scotch, tequila, or anything else you desire. And there's no hangovers in hell, so you can drink all you want!"

The guy is starting to think that Hell is not so bad. Satan says, "So, did you use drugs while you were alive?" The guy says, "Yeah, I did my share of drugs." Satan goes on again, "Well you're in luck, you will love Wednesdays, because on Wednesday we do drugs all day - weed, heroin, cocaine, we got it all. Best part is, there's no overdoses, cause you're already dead!"

By this point, the guy is starting to think that Hell sounds like a place he could get used to. Then Satan asks him, in a quieter voice, "By chance, are you gay?"

The guys responds "No way, I'm as straight as an arrow"

Satan grimaces and tells him "Ooh, you're gonna hate Thursdays."

 

@mountainmonkey @odomandr and whoever else, got an email saying I’ve been refunded.

 

Wrong page.

 

You may not have embraced the Old Man Tan lifestyle but you nailed the Mystic Gold Metallic when you Julie Andrew'd across a foggy hilltop.

 

You're technically blonde, right?

 

I just got done "chatting" online with Walmart and after one escalation from a non-native english speaker (it read a lot like the email from scamtastic awnings) I've gotten 2 different emails from Walmart with a refund receipt. The person online said it would be 5 days, the emails say 1 to 2 billing cycles.
This is why I still have a credit card and exactly what I use it for. If the refund hasn't processed in the next 5 days I'll just dispute it with the CC card company so I'm never out of pocket.

I kind of don't care for Walmart and Amazon essentially offering up their platform to all manner of shady sellers and then balking at taking responsibility for the sales. I honestly never looked with these awnings as I never really figured the deal would materialize anyway and fully expected a CC dispute as a possibility, but I'm always careful to check Amazon nowadays for the real "seller" and look at reviews.

Here are some reviews for these Freedom Face characters . It looks like these awnings are not an isolated deal. I wonder if the whole thing is to get you to reply to their emails or something.
https://www.wmtsellers.com/freedom-face-inc