Sport or Off Road

Yeah that's a great feature!

 

Yup. I also chuckle at Bro'd out OR pics or avatars on pavement.

Only tree hugging Subaru's and TRD Sports go to REI.

 

Wut?

 

So do you think they should be trailered whenever concrete or asphalt may appear?

 

People are victims of advertising. They think if it says "sport" it's a race car and if it says "off-road" it's some kind of dedicated non street legal sand rail or something.

Remember the guy that thought it was dangerous to go 80mph in an off road and only safe in a sport? Lmao. It's a 4x4 passenger vehicle with a sticker.

 

yeah those stupid posers with their skinny lattes and fedoras!!


....Wait a second I fucking love REI

 

Not everyone can afford to teleport their trucks everywhere like the rich can.



Oh, wait...

 

Every day, everywhere.

 

Off Road if you want to off road. Because it will become an addiction and you will wish you went with the OR for the few package differences if you can afford it, if not then do what makes you happy. Lockers are expensive though.

 

I say get an xrunner then lift it with Gabriel hijackers and put a cherry bomb exhaust

 

What's an REI?

 

Not as expensive as those stickers.

 

Its what you catch hooking up at Coachella without a condom...

 

Oh I don't want none of of that.

 

GOOD... more REIs for me

 

I did a Google search! I don't shop at those dang fangled places. I shop at the army surplus store like muh ol pappy!

 

Tru dat. Those and the wheels are only sticking around for 30k and then they are going on the daughter’s 2Runner. It came with 15” Enkeis and too-small (albeit, new) BFG’s

 

Fuck me.

 

I hate REI, I want one of everything and then buy chap-stick and a bandana.

Actually I bought a bike there, a townie called a Jaunt and I love it!

 

Haha these guys that complain about having to see over the scoop...

Just remind em it's like complaining about having to buy bigger underwear because your dong is too big...

It's not a bad problem to have!