Colorado B.S. Thread

I was on Spirit from Vegas and the plane was maybe 20% full. They flipped the hell out when I tried to sit in the next row back that was empty... Because my fat ass sitting 2ft back was going to throw off the balance.

 

Actually, I was talking to a flight attendant and she said they were afraid you'd set the plane on fire if they didn't keep an eye on you.

 

Googling some symptoms i had on WebMD and it gave me a good guess at what i suffer from.

 

Good Lord I'm bad at airporting.
I am getting a lot of exercise trekking all over the place to get to where I'm supposed to be.

 

Franchising your east colfax work to Vegas?

 

Shouldn't that say "where the box is? "

 

That was the old days.

Now that the post office and I have come to an understanding, they always show up.

 

Glad you two could work things out

Is your current address a leach field in the middle of nowhere?

 

Heck yeah, they hold street address stuff under my po box.

 

Sucks to be you guys. My southwest flight was delayed a couple hours today and they gave me a $200 voucher without me even asking. Got a whole row to myself too.

 

Oh hey, @Ice Horse almost forgot....
I had to go all the way to AZ to do it, but I found him for you.

Dude is wondering why I'm taking a picture of him instead of driving when I have the right-of-way

 

Hey guys do y’all have any experience with this guy

http://www.alcanspring.com/

I need some custom springs for my 1gen my Dakar’s are maxed out with my new cbi high clerance rear bumper with swing away tire carrier!

Just trying to figure out what the hell to do.

 

Don't use them. @Squeaky Penguin Got some and they're already broken.

 

Don’t know anywhere else to go you guys know if anyone else that can make me some!

 

If you do it.. don't have Jack be the one to setup the group buy.

 

Actually, people speak highly of them. @Squeaky Penguin has some weird half leaf on top. They're not actually broken

 

Fake news

 

I'm just making our BS thread great again

 

Well I called all pro and asked about there expedition springs and they said they wouldn’t work for me. I told them I would have close to 1000lbs with all my gear, tools and added rear bumper! I am so freakin bummed about this rear suspension this is my second leaf pack and still not gonna work!!

 

Sounds like msn lol!!!