50+ thread

they don't offer appt times where you can walk in at a designated set time ???

 

11 days will go fast

It did make it to 41 today. Everyone downtown is outside without coat on and taking time walking between buildings. Can tell the ones that aren't from here. Bundled up with coat, hat and gloves running between buildings. 51 on Sunday may need to break out the sunscreen.

Everyday next week forecast is on border of freezing for highs and a broken record. With snow and ice an inch or less I hate ice, give me snow and cold over ice any day.

 

Ohhh my friend no. Walk in and get a ticket.

 

even here in the great state of Calif they offer scheduled appt times at the DMV

 

you need to move to the Desert Southwest !!!

 

Yep, DMV here is similar to The Walking Dead.
I still have to go for license renewal in Bilgeport for my CDL this year.
Hopefully this'll be my last go with the CDL.

 

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully! MUSTARD, Chili, Cheese, Onions
   
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! Yes
   
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? Never had to deal with this
   
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! Dog, but cats can be OK too.
   
5. Goat Porn? Pass
   
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices! Yes
   
7. Bacon HELL YES, YES, and YES!

I turned 50 way back in 2012 - ah, the good old days!
Still waiting to mentally mature to 15.

 

Welcome ! Don't worry we will help if you ever have to remove the younglings from the lawn you will get everything from a water hose to a flame thrower suggestion :}

Cypher

 

Bumping around the Internet today and saw this. For some reason, seeing an old grizzled version of Charlie Brown makes me feel like everything will be ok.

 

Hello boys and girls. I officially joined the club last week... now the doc says I gotta have a hundred different tests and exams done simply because I’m a certain number of years. Phone ringing like crazy with all the different offices wanting to schedule appointments.

Fuck it. I’m going backpacking in the grand canyon for a week and then partying and stuffing my face with crawfish for three weeks in New Orleans for St Paddy’s with friends from my old neighborhood.

 

Welcome,
Make sure you schedule all the blood work for 4 weeks after you get back lol or you get the lecture....

Cypher

 

ANOTHER CLEAR REPORT....


Bad news my boy broke his wrist playing volleyball lol.
I told him he was an old fart and had to slow down and learn how to stay up and not fall.
He wasn’t amused.....

 

Stay away from dr’s.
They will find places to probe you never knew you had..

 

2 and 7 are a pass to me. Hell I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

Maybe. Once they start putting up billboards like this. And I could see Az. doing it. But I also see those temps there every day during the summer on our intranet website homepage.



The one outside of the Aberdeen, SD airport also says Welcome to South Dakota at the bottom.

 

Fuck em if they can’t take a joke.

 

That sounds like an awesome plan. Enjoy!!! Just a bit jealous.

 

Well happy belated birthday. Walking into the 50's is a piece of cake. Getting out the other side however.... Enjoy your vacation time and have fun!