AZ BS Thread 4²0

TMI Bra

 

Just picked up some sliders and I'm think of line-x or rhino lining them. Anyone have any recommendations for where to go? Or to talk me out of it?

Found the authorized line-x dealer in deer valley but wasn't sure if there were others.

 

Only you brosky

 

My little brother, 18, knocked up his online gf while he was visiting her for winter break. She lives in Tennessee. His first & yadayada. How’s that for a fuck up lol

 

Had a guy in the Corp that would do the tuck dance from silence of the lambs. The twist was he would do it over any dumb ass that would pass out drunk. It was called Cpl Smitty's dance of death . We also had the song from the screen on a tape when the victim of the dance would show up to the shop we would play the song. They had no clue what was going on until a Polaroid pic would show up of the event . Needless to say they never drank that hard again .
Good I miss the crazy shit we used to do.

 

My online GF is my right hand.

 

Happy birthday @TaylorU ! you gloriously bearded man muffin you! Hope you have a kick ass day brotha!

 

Was helping my dad about two weeks ago. He’s 70 now and some of his friends are older.

Well, his friend arrives and his phone is playing a full ABBA album. My brother comments on it and non of the older generation heard a single word of it. Just kept on chatting to the sounds of abba. Finally he got a phone call and it stopped it, but it was like 30min

 

Get a new work laptop today, praying its not a piece of shit.

 

Agree 100%. I was one of the "no kids" people too, and those people don't understand some people have seen both sides of the coin, seeing someone else's brat kid and seeing your own child that you created is completely different. I can tell you there is no greater satisfaction than seeing something you made learn and thrive in this world. The people without kids think a fun party and getting drunk can compare to that lol. I could go out and get drunk and party whenever I want but I choose to spend time with my daughter because I have done both and there is no comparison. I'll spend my day with her teaching her life lessons over getting drunk and passing out every time, been there done that. The best part about not waiting too long to have is kids is I am done with wiping butts and bottles, I have zero envy for anyone that is just beginning to raise a child in this world, that is a long road and with how things are going these days its not going to be fun. I am glad I did it an age I can have the energy to teach and show her the things she wants to know. In the end its everyones personal choice and if you don't want a child or would rather just get drunk all the time for the humanity of this world please do not have another child that just ends up getting neglected. What is interesting to me is a very high percentage of "no kid" people are animal lovers. You already basically have kids and don't even realize how much you enjoy it lol

 

A guy that physical therapy would do that all the time listen to class or podcast or informational videos loud after the second time that he did it I actually showed up with a pair of free earbuds for him so here you go sir

 

Taking my dad to the gun store with me today then afterwards taking my mom to Schnepf farms.
First need to go back to the furniture store and ask where my chair and lamps are!!! Everything was supposed to be delivered last Saturday. WTF???

 

Haha I was going to say the biological clock, now that is something to fear lol

 

What's with you and 'no kid' people being drunks? Maybe you had a drinking/partying issue and that's why you didn't want kids but that's not everyone's reason. I don't have kids for many reasons, none of them deal with partying or getting drunk.

 

I am not saying people without kids are drunks at all. Just that is what most of my friends use as the excuse to not wanting kids, they don't want the party to stop.

 

https://youtu.be/UHiVjC3qD0o

 

Exactly. I used getting drunk because that is what I used to do. Finding the best party and getting wasted was the only thing I looked forward to, now the things that seemed important are not so important anymore