Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

This promises to be a reasonable alternative.

 

I agree wholeheartedly.

 

I strongly suggest you read the CoC and take stock of why you're on TW. Otherwise, you can soon expect to see:

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I have ATTEMPTED to centralized all of the unnecessary dick measuring contests that go on EVERY DAY in all of the other threads.

 

OP be like

 

One word. Dyno

 

For some of us the Tacoma is pure utility, and to those people I don’t even know why you’re here. For most, I suspect, the truck is a canvas (and a great one at that, speaks volumes about you right off the bat) which you build to express who you are, each an extension of the individual. That being said, some of those extensions of you individuals are just atrocious.

 

Urinary Olympics, much like Russian steroid usage, inevitably end in bans.

Which is where this is headed.

Strongly suggest you walk in the light - hammers move fast around these parts.

 

Fixed for actual interest.

 

Then now would be a good time to say my last words.
It's been real, my fellow Tacoma owners. ✌

 

from my screen 67 viewers and maybe 8-10 people commenting....already entertaining to say the least

 

There's a section called Off-Topic...

 

Ignorance. Ignorance bothers me, especially when they speak and remove all doubt.

 

The Dyno doesn't mean shit. The Dyno is just numbers on a paper. You want performance in the real world and not in some perfect scenario on a Dyno. Why do you think any big time drag racer doesn't take Dyno readings to heart? It's because they only look at performance.

 

Yeah fuckin numbers on paper are SO STUPID DUDE

Explain this shit to my bills

 

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