Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

The Dyno gives you an idea of where your power band really is, where you maxes and mins are. But if you run on a Dyno at sea level and you go back to your home which is say 1000 above sea level, you're going to get very different results than what the Dyno says. They're good for one select area and if you leave that area everything can change

 

Your bottom gif has made me laugh. Good for you, sir

 

sorry... just a turd gen idiot here. I will go back to my corner cause now my ass hurts and I need pep-h.

 

Yeah I’m not doing the whole cooler fight. It’s just a cooler for crying it loud. It’s way nicer than my Coleman or dumping ice into pelican cases. But honestly grown men argue over coolers... I’ll argue about trucks all day but not a cooler.


Also I’m growing out my mustache. I mean. If we’re just blurting out random shit.

 

Whatever you say, but I'm just a humble drag racer, what do I know?

 

You want truth? COLORS. Numbers are corrupt. COLORS Bro.

 

Plot twist, OP created this to get a good post count to sell something

 

GRIZZLY err'day! Nah, Yeti's are nice. Just can't afford it because I be spending way too much time on TW looking for mods

 

Enough with the dyno arguments. EVERYONE knows that a TW sticker provides greater HP gains that all that crap.

Jesus, do we old people have to re-teach all you whipper-snappers EVERYTHING?!?!

 

Oh you one of them 2 fast types that just now got into Toyota trucks? Lot of that going on

Also I was just kidding. I don’t care about dyno one way or another

 

Sarcasm man, sarcasm.

 

Wait, what, what is he selling?

 

Finally figured out what tardigrade was... little bastards.

 

What lol that’s crazy. I didn’t PAY for mine. I used credit.

 

My friends parents always called me that. The little bastard thing.

 

Well, you don't know how to turn for fuck's sake...

 

Cause they are comfy

 

Fuck if I know, it happens all the time though and then they disappear like a pair of crusty socks never to be seen again.

 

I was gonna make a reply about the superiority of super white tacomas, but it read a little too much like American History X...