Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

Also can I say that the CPR lady is my kind of cougar

 

That was when Stanley has the heart attack. His stress monitor going off when Michael gets within 5 feet is too familiar through.

 

We're you able to use the motor for a run in a race after the tune or was it a complete rebuild like they do now after every run?

 

"Why did you have to cut off the face, Dwight"
"well, I didn't think it looked very real in the movie...turns out, pretty real"

 

LOL. K.

What did you drive before you got your taco 22 messages ago?

 

Eh nothing is happening though... yet

 

If we can circle back around, I can’t take yeti seriously because they want $40-$50 for a PLASTIC BUCKET LID.
https://www.yeti.com/accessories/tank-lid/YTKLID.html
It is NOT insulated btw.

 

Yep, thats the same episode. Such a good one.

 

I can't take anything YETI sells seriously at all! If there was a better use for I don't know when it is

 

Yeti is a rip-off. Got big because someone mentioned them in a country song and now everyone that doesn’t have the brain capacity to do research on a product has one.

 

I could kinda get behind their coolers, but yeah the bucket is when I had to walk away.

Yeti marketing dept: "Watch, these muthafuckers still gon' buy it..."

 

Don't forget the "Affliction" t shirt...

 

Performance is based on colors

 

Dammit. Forgot about that and the Tap-Out shirts.

 

Can we talk about lifted 2wd trucks for a second?

 

You forgot to translate that in to Philipino since Yeti coolers are made in Manila.

 

I hear green every now and then... I... I... just need to stop.

 

*filipino

 

Alright I get it I suck for upgrading my shitty cooler life


MY BAD for not reaseaching the shit out of a cooler you really ruin this for me

 

This forum is especially bad. I see people use “to” instead of “too” so much that I question my sanity and think maybe I’ve been using them wrong my whole life. Come on, TW!!!!