Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

IBTL!

 

NOOOOOOOOO I take it back, I take it all back!

 

Negative. I researched the shit out of it and chose a less inferior, more expensive product... cause the hat was free!!

 

So you wear a hat with a cooler manufacturer on it?

 

YETI hat is equivalent to wearing a Harvard sweater to your class reunion

 

Too late. Please report to your nearest Honda dealership.

Also, I just looked on the web. HOLY FUCK, I didn't realize how expensive them shits were.

 

Only other vehicle that is more of a head scratcher... Chevy SSR
It looks like a potato

 

The Honda ridgeline will not start unless the brake pedal recognizes ballet flats.

 

Chevy looked at the PT Cruiser, and was like "Hold my beer..."

 

And delicate, un-weathered hands

 

What about them? And this isn't even when I lifted it...

 

Welcome to the thread, here we have a few rules....yada yada yada.....basically you're an accomplice and anyone who is a part of this thread is now subject to being terminated from TW. Sorry

 

I WOULD like having their dual swing tailgate. And the underbed storage... My friend has one and keeping his MTB riding gear in the bed makes the cab smell less...locker room-y

 

It may have a vagina sensor in the seat