Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

It's like I'm on my deathbed, and everyone went home for the night.....

 

I’m here sweet prince. I had to eat dinner so lame

 

This thread seems


























Different

 

God I hope it’s urine

 

It's not

 

Just a whole lot of nonsensical bs

 

Yet, you’re still hopeful

 

but I contributed a fair bit so its partially my nonsensical bs. READ THROUGH IT! Give a stranger on the internet the satisfaction of knowing things are mildly amusing.

 

Speaking of Craigslist, have you ever sold anything on there before? The scammers are bad enough but what about the assholes text you just to ask a question that was clearly answered in the ad, or the ones who say "I really want your xxx, but I have to sell my yyy first"

If you want the mf'er, come get it, otherwise leave me alone.

Rant over

 

Plus, the gashole is a thing now. You know the saying...

 

What cracks me up on TW is all the posers.

 

your a poser <- see what I did there grammar ppl?

 

Your build makes a lot of people look inferior

 

And with that, I made about a dozen people trolling this thread cringe.

 

On a completely unrelated note, what is a mammographer? Mammography as in mammogram within the medical field? As in troll?

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Seriously though...

There’s some real assclowns on here that look Offroad AF and talk like they are fucking hardcore sons of bitches but cringe at the thought of taking their 4x4 off the pavement or have an excuse to not go to any wheeling events.

 

Start quoting some of the trolliest things you've seen done/said on TW!

 

Someone who handles titties all day

 

I was right on the money