Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

Also, I gotta say that the Mr. Burns image looks fantastic as a thumbnail when you're viewing the thread from the homepage/other main thread pages. Nicholson is epic too!

 

Yep. It’s like reading breakup poetry from a teenage girl the way they use those things

 

Drum fucking brakes

 

Are superior. Is the end of that sentence.

 

Yup don’t count if you don’t make eye contact

 

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No one likes a suck up

 

Is this a 'what makes you a rage' type of thread or just general shitposting?

 

Both

 

and so much more!

 

Sir, clearly that belongs on the “show us your frogs” thread

 

The response we were looking for is "All glory to the hypnotoad"

 

thank fuck. i specifically bought a tacoma because there are ZERO country songs about them

 

There is some country song about a “blue Tacoma”.
My coworker felt it necessary to share that with me when I bought mine.
...felt a little nauseous when I heard it.

 

Bro's that wear white sunglasses, white flip flops, a white belt, or own a white wallet should jump into a volcano.