AZ BS Thread 4²0

Accurate

 

@0uTkAsT said he ain’t buying a tuxedo not made in America, fuck that rental price that’s gun money:

 

Stock market must be doin well

 

Same!

@PangTRD I gots a silver trd with kings and a sticker on the shift lever that says "special". It's custom from Carls Jr

 

There's someone continually driving in slow circles around my complex trying to unlock their locker, or they just have a spooled truck or something.

Eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr

 

Anybody interested in gift cards? I have a bunch of cashback rewards points laying around that I could cash out, but it's a better deal to take the cards.

Bass Pro, Omaha Steaks, that sort of thing...

 

You has KAC?
$$$

 

Anyone? Lmao

 

Buy high, sell low

 

Or when you think the headphones are plugged in but it's playing out the phone speakers

 

Hahahahahaha man, it's funny because we didn't have any of this fancy "porn on phones" shit when I started college. Remote fap was imagination only, or you took care of it at a device with a WIRED internet connection.

We were a bunch of stone age apes, holy shit. This was back when multiplayer console games were mostly still split screen and LAN (not even stuff like Xbox Live) was newfangled. Halo, as in, Halo the first.

The problems never change though. My two good friends from college, they got roomed together freshman year... So one of them goes out to class and the other decides the time is nigh for some self love.
Turns out class was cancelled, and disaster was imminent. As the first guy returns from the cancelled class, he finds the door is locked, but thinks nothing of it because the two had pretty interspersed class times.

Inside the dorm room a flurry of OH SHIT movement is occurring, turning monitors off, re-assembling trou, and so on.

Suddenly he trips on the headphone cord and the [quite large] speakers bellow "mmmmm yeah it good" right as the roommate walks in the door.

We laughed about that for years. We still laugh about it.

 

Cliff notes:
Years ago when 56k Internet was still happening, a friend In college got walked in on by his room mate while he was jerking it.

 

Can they do a heated option

 

Wasn't 56k, we had made the leap into DSL at that point.

If it was 56k he would have been jerking it to a picture that was slowly getting less and less pixelated.

 

I can.

 

Once upon a time, at corporate, working in the main office, super quiet time with everyone banging away at keyboards...

I'm listening to Knife Party - Internet Friends, song had just begun and I was wearing a pair of those LG Tone Plus BT headphones enjoying my vulgar music. Just at the right moment in between 20-30 seconds of the song, my Wife calls me and the phone BT stack glitches out and the music goes to the phone speakers. At the time I had the Moto X Pure which has reallllly fucking loud stereo speakers. That passage of the song starts blaring and keep in mind, I am pretty sure a couple of those office guys are light in the loafers and the rest are women. When I finally managed to mash the screen until I was in the music app and shut it down, I took a nice long break of shame.

The song for those that aren't familiar. Between 20 to 30 seconds. LoL

https://youtu.be/FQm1gpgvzk8

 

Big Knife Party fan here!

 

I like listening to that jam loud AF!

 

Ahh Knife Party. Good shit, but 10/10 would have shat myself.