Colorado B.S. Thread

My Sig!

 

That's why I posted it

 

I’m like having a proud dad moment over here seeing it get used

 

Yep. But can't remember which ones I already told..

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 3 drinks.

Definition of trust:
Two cannibals in a 69

 

An old lady is laying on her death bead and calls for her husband to come into the room.
He does and asks what she needs.
She replies that there is a wooden box under the bed and would he please retrieve it.
He does so and upon her request, opens the box.
Inside there are 5 eggs and $16,000 in cash.
He asks "what are the eggs for?"
and she replies, "every time we had bad sex, I would put an egg in the box"
He's thinking, not bad after 25 years of marriage.
He asks, "what about the $16,000 in cash?"
She replies, "every time I got to a dozen, I sold them"

 

Have I told the one about the fishing channel?

 

I haven’t heard it

 

Since we're showing off... here's the window I can see from my cubicle, if I stand up.

 

you asked for it.

Middle age couple are laying in bed one evening, she's reading a book and he's watching TV.
He's switching back and forth between the fishing channel and the adult channel.
His wife gets annoyed, grabs the remote and puts it on the adult channel, slams the remote on the night stand and says, "leave it there, you already know how to fish!"

 

WTF is that red thing?

 

It's a lego bionicle Skopio XV-1.



The legs fold up and turn into tank tracks.

 

That’s some serious stuff

 

A damn Lego transformer!

 

It also shoots a little ball from the tail. I lost the driver tho... maybe I'll get another one.

 

Yeah there's not much left. But, the old trusses in good shape are going to complete my shed roof along with a bunch of 2x6s.

 

@Gramps

 

Are you calling @Gramps oatmeal stout?

 

Big thanks to Jace!

 

Oh my

 

anyone here do some fishing?