Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

So there’s “rear soft” and “front wide”, but no “rear wide”? Bullshit.

I want one of those. One wiper every time.

 

All Asians are light weights. Cmon man. Get with the times.

 

Track ball?
I'm late to the party. Yea and
lawn darts. 413 dog years, I'm a old fcr.

 

I should have taken a picture of the ones in japan. Jesus fuck. Things had more features and buttons than the ISS.

 

Edit: yup, add in commute by motorcycle, climbing and scuba and you’ll speed right along.
Just watch out for quality of life in the meantime.

I was just about to say that.

I’ll be 43 in april.

 

Stayed in a really tiny hotel outside of Nagoya when our plane from the Philippines had issues. Even the tiniest hotel rooms had those awesome toilets with heated water.

 

Pretty much everywhere has them. I think the whole idea behind it is to save paper (and Ass rash). When I was lining up in customs there were big TVs telling you about the butt washers and magical Japanese toilet paper that melts in water.

 

How dare you!

 

Someone needs to tell China about toilets. My wife tells me that in the factories she visits for her work there they just have ‘squat over a hole’ style restrooms. The best part is that you have to bring your own toilet paper.

I bought her some disposable Female Urination Devices so she could pee without having to worry about splashing on her feet

 

Fuck those guys.

 

After growing up on gueness and drinking home brew in the beging of my drinking life style I suppose I will never understand Coors light .

 

Of course those who think it's the greatest can always protect their delicate sensibilities by changing their beer.

 

Someone already said it but, what an adorable cat! Those windows seats are fantastic if you can get them to stay on. Love the name too, my wife is a huge TNG fan.

We would have to get two of those now for our two cats. Actually one big one cause they like to sleep close to eac other:

 

D'awww
They're suffering from a severe case of the snuggles!

 

Luckily for us, Coors Light helps us read what the fuck you just tried to type.

 

China can learn a lot from other countries. The TP thing might be because the workers take the whole roll and bring it home.

Which of those is hypoallergenic?

 

Different cultures. Different rules.

Worked at a place where this 300# dude used to hop up onto the crapper in the handicapped stall, seat down, to drop a deuce "in the hole". Left a lot of blow by. How do you explain "no more El Gato" to someone who has crapped in a hole all their lives?

 

I’ve never had allergy issues from cats, that I know of anyway. The grey one is a lynx Siamese and the White one is a Flame Point Siamese. Not sure if that helps answer your question.

No judgement, i’m sure there are plenty of things I do that are just as weird/different.

 

Lol.... Law and Order SVU episode with the 'Casting couch'

 

I did a thing today.