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If the zombies attacked....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by PhoenixCadet, Sep 14, 2008.

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  1. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:41 PM
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  2. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:42 PM
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    i also figure in my drive out to chris's zombie free zone...i'll prob encounter a few lost ones wandering down the road

    my bumper is an ARB which the aussies obviously designed for smashing thru kangaroos...zombies gotta be less dense and easier to run over than a 'roo right?
     
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  3. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:43 PM
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    I was thinking my plan would be to get on a yacht and sail out into the Gulf of Mexico, but there were some problems with this plan.

    Problem: zombies might be able to swim

    Solution    : Sharks

    Problem: now I have zombie sharks

    Solution    : Stay out of the water

    Problem: zombie sharks pull a "Jaws" maneuver on me and start eating at the boat.

    Solution: don't get a wooden boat

    Problem: now you are running out of food and fresh water

    Solution    : fish and go back ashore for water

    Problem: back where I started.


    ...I need a new plan. :rolleyes:
     
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  4. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:43 PM
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    Absolutly! And with your tires and lift, you wont get hung up on any Zombie parts.
     
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  5. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:45 PM
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    I thought sharks WERE zombie fish? I canda figured that the last time zombies were here, they tried to swim, but were eaten by Nemo and friends creating sharks. :confused:
     
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  6. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:46 PM
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    I'd find a huge-ass stockpile of weaponry and haul it with me to the nearest Costco. Not only are Costco building's construction perfect for defense (huge, thick walls, no windows, except on the roof, large metal garage-door style entrances) - they contain everything and anything (except defense needs - e.g. guns and ammo) needed to survive for... practically, ever. You've got everything from food to electronics to clothes to recreational stuff.

    To Costso we go. :cool:
     
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  7. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:47 PM
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    plus while youre living in the gulf...you have to watch out for hurricanes

    i just hope they dont get stuck underneath like plants and mud do...that could stink
     
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  8. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:48 PM
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    Strangely enough - that made sense to me...
     
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  9. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:49 PM
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    True... New Plan! Drink profusely! :D


    :laugh: you go to dismount, and one grabs you from under the truck. He has been hanging on to your armor and now he has a snack.
     
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  10. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:51 PM
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    Thats the FIRST place that zombies go. Dont you watch the movies? Everyone allways goes to the local super store thinking that they can live in it if needed. Well, The Zombies follow the crowd, and find a feeding frenzy.
     
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  11. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:51 PM
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    no snack for that resiliant bastard...i'll be carrying my firearms
     
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  12. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:52 PM
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    true and zombies LOVE to jump in from rooftop windows
     
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  13. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:53 PM
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    So... You hear him underneath the truck. You figure getting out will give you away. Eh, you needed a new drain hole in the floor pan anyway...

    BANG
    Thud
     
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  14. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:53 PM
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    1. Hit them at a high rate of speed. ( not advocating speeding )
    2. Borrow your damsels mirror (all girls have one) to clear the under side of your truck before stepping out.
     
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  15. Sep 14, 2008 at 6:57 PM
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  16. Sep 14, 2008 at 7:05 PM
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    true speed should get rid of most of them...

    im thinking maybe i should grab a smaller and weaker person on the way out...make him think im saving him...and then use him as bait to clear the underside of the truck
     
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  17. Sep 14, 2008 at 7:11 PM
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    Thats just mean.:(

    Your going to need more than one, as its a long drive. :)
     
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  18. Sep 14, 2008 at 7:12 PM
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    yeah but how many can really hang on? and for how long?

    i'll just find some rocks and test out the armor on the way
     
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    I'd probably go get my wife and then we'd go steal a nice sailboat.
     
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