If the zombies attacked....

marz asplodez nd sendz meteorz to teh earfz nd da teh prezident shootz dem down wit da nuclear warhedz but he iz stoopid and dey missed nd asploded on joopitur insted and den da atlantic oshun freezed nd everybody cept santey claws iz ded cuz da meteors asploded on teh continents cept antarcticuh cuz its teh best and plus cuz da oshun freezed dat didnt help cuz da oshun is important but it freezdid rezulting in da death of teh fishies and teh whalez and teh walruz who got his bucket stoled


so since everybody waz ded teh zombees waz ded too and so dey culdnt attack



so sad



p.s. plus joopitur died too


p.s.s. monorail kitteh survived and has to repopulate teh earfz

 

I don't like your spelling.

 

Monorail kitteh may be cool:



But hover kitteh is commin' for ur soul:

 

Those look like zombie-cats and therefore, can't be trusted.

 

I'm sorry.

 

Well, if they're dead already and just somehow animated by a virus, the maggots will eat their dead flesh and they'll just be bones in a few day. So wait it out.

But, if they're still living in some way and need our flesh. My plan is the same as the riot plan....

Leave LA via alternate escape route through the mountains on trail roads. Cause the freeway will be packed.

Bring my bug out bag and guns. Wait it out.

 

How would we log on to Tacoma World if the zombies attacked?

Man o man, I need to update my survival gear. 20 year old camping supplies ain't gonna cut it. I wonder how long freeze-dried food lasts?

 

^^^ hahaha. well arizona could survive just being how hot it is. i think the zombies would roast in the dry heat.

 

and then we would make zombie tacos!!!! add franks red hot.....then we got hot zombie tacos!!!!

 

My luck I'd break into an electronics store filled with a bunch of zombie geeks.

I wouldn't mind it so much if they were the slow ones from the original Romero movies, but the ones in that Dawn of the Dead remake would be a handful.

After a while they would stink pretty bad, too. I don't know if I could hold my lunch down.

 

MMMMM.....mmmmmmmm zombie, its whats for dinner

 

And our we talking about the zombies who have to bite you to turn you or are we talking about zombies from 28 weeks later, whose blood will infect you.

28 weeks later was a good movie by the way.

 

the ones that have to bite you. im not that stupid enough to actually eat blood infected zombie. but i bet it would be pretty good

 

hell yeah man...........im have a head shot at 35 yards!!!! those broad heads im using will be a zombie doozy!!!!!