Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I was an apprentice on that job and I’ll always set my pipe machine up on that side of the building so I could watch as I’d fab.

 

@FirstTimeFirstGen Mob Armor supporter here as well. I got the small one on a gb then ponied up $60 or whatever for the large size when I got a bigger phone.

In the unlikely event you need the small one I'll sell it.

 

This is the one I’ve been using for the past couple years and it’s been great

$28 Nite Ize Steelie Original Dash Kit - Magnetic Phone Mount for Car Dashboard - Car Phone Holder with Strong Steelie Magnet & 3M VHB Adhesive

https://www.amazon.com/Nite-Ize-Original-Steelie-Mount/dp/B00BAQKRHY

 

Wow Roseville

 

Spotted this one from Alaska in Paradise today. Really nice ride.

 

FWIW I use one of those belkin suction cup windshield mounts, it was inexpensive and holds up well to bumpy rides. I usually have it mounted near the center of the windshield and use it to record videos from drives. That being said, when I first got it I cracked the screen/s on my phone/s twice while using it... both times I failed to clean the glass well enough before suctioning. If you do go this route, be sure to clean the windshield with glass cleaner before mounting.

 

I don't care about the phone mount I need to lift my rear view mirror.

 

I just installed one of those bird dog mirror risers, makes a huge difference.

 

I have a buddy with a rusty cable in his jeep if this is still available.

 

Looking for baby names and my wife likes Bo. My oldest asked if that’s a girl name and I’m all like:

Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,
and doesn't know where to find them;
leave them alone, And they'll come home,
wagging their tails behind them



He stared at me funny after that. What do they teach these days in school I wonder...?

My wife and then had a test to see how many we could mutually remember. Good times

 

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HER GENDER

 

She identifies as a she

 

Little bo peep fucked her sheep. Blew a horse, licked his feet. She ate his ass so very nice. Tongued his balls not once but twice. ~ Andrew Dice Clay

 

My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that pussy's wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave that's in that lake
Bitch, get that weave out!
You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
Mix say, bitch get that weave out...

2 Live Crew
Dirty nursery rhymes

 

I bet you didnt read all of that lol

 

First few, then snapshotted randomly as I scrolled.

I knew it wasn’t for me.

 

I'm just concerned about my aux cord not being accessible since it goes into the bottom left of my phone. Haven't ponied up for a bluetooth double din yet...

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty! Ohhhh that fucking whore.