Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Might work as a golf ball cleaner. Maybe I'll give it a Shot...

 

This is yesterday. FL is blue in case you were curious.
I was “passing a road blocker”. Roll your windows down, shut your mouth, hands on the wheel, admit you fucked up. Warning.

 

No poly, no waiver, no statement

 

9 times out of 10 if you are apologetic and nice to the LE you usually get a warning.

 

Send me the link!!!

My SSN # is 666 69 0690

 

Our engines have red, white & blue.

 

When in Texas not that long ago I noticed the state DOT vehicles had blue lights as well. Threw me off for a moment.

 

First post on TW is why are my tires rubbing

 

8 pull overs in 2 yrs. 1 ticket

I’ll keep you posted on the 9/10 deal.

 

I think it's something new. Our new trucks are coming with blue lights while our older ones don't have them.

 

Washington state had unmarked crown vics with blue and white lights right by the rearview mirror. I about got hammed up because this unmarked was on my tail and I wondered why. Took me about 30seconds to realize it was a cop. I pulled over and he asked me If I saw the lights, I said I wasnt used to the lights being there. He initially pulled me over for no license plate on the front bumper. I was active duty at the time and visiting friends/family up here and still had my Texas plates. Cop was cool and let me go after he checked my license and insurance.

 

Ive only been pulled over once in the last 5yrs and got a warning.

 

Old OEM Toyota with over 150k

or

Two week old Moog

 

I don’t like people, crowds or waiting = heavy foot.
It’s a gauntlet and I know that. I see more than most so I can 98% of the time I can pick them out way before I’m on their radar (pun intended).

 

Walmart alignment?

 

Our state police have white tops on black vehicle so they usually stick out. Im not a speed demon any more so they have to be pretty bored to pull me over. I usually only go 5 over posted speed limit.

sometimes if you are speeding and someone is next to you in the fast lane and you see a cop slam on your brakes and make it look like the guy next to you is going really fast by you

 

Around here, they have dark grey Challengers, Chargers, Mustang GT, HEMI Ram, along with the standard blue Chargers. Mustang is my favorite one because it is funny to watch people fly past it then the hidden lights come on.

 

Last traffic stop was 01/07/2000, because I didn't have a front plate on my car.

 

I’m a “90’s man”.
I’m the hyper alert guy though. I scan every car and the road for as far as I can see on both sides, exits, over passes and turn arounds. Plus I know where they hide.
I usually get pulled over passing a different county sheriff than the county I’m in.
We will spiritedly argue it out and laugh and I get the “get the fuck out of here” wave. I love our Sheriffs. No bullshit motherfuckers.