Northern Virginia Roll Call

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

 

ya its the Coleman

 

Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack

 

Q: What do George Zimmerman, OJ Simpson and Masturbation have in common?
A: Getting off once isn't enough

 

I love how political radicals think that people are either for them or against their party. there can apparently be no middle ground.

I feel like it's more of a boredom Human Centipede.... youre bored so I read your "I'm bored" post and I make an "I'm also bored" post and other people read it and it keeps going. haha

 

Yeh it's a ridiculous deal. If i wasn't already spending $200 on headlights I would've bought one.

 

man...... you really have to hand it to blind prostitutes........



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Cabelas had some smokin deals on Coleman's this past weekend

 

Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a promiscuous woman?
A: Tug-of-whore.

 

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

 

That’s the spirit!

 

We are taking boredom to a new level

 

Yeh we just keep feeding each other the same shit someone else fed us

 

I know...I was there...

 

I go over just to stir up the shit with these fools and walk away.... Secret service guys love it when I do it couple of the regulars give me a high five.....

 

in Human Centipede?


I quit again now

 

That's right you were stalking me....

 

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

precisely. what's everyone up to this weekend? any Easter plans?

 

Q: What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can unscrew a lightbulb.