Northern Virginia Roll Call

Q: How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
A: As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

 

Hanging with the family for Easter. Hoping to install my light bar on Saturday before the Final Four starts at 6.

 

An 80 yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Bastards. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Christ she said “you didn't Fuck Me like that 50 yrs ago! To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasn't Fucking electric!

 

nice! I'm hoping to finish up the WRX up this evening (I've had the front end off for almost a week and a half) so I can drive it to work tomorrow. and then give it a really good wash / detail this weekend

 

At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son.
Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!

 

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

 

Trying to get the hell outa Philadelphia

 

camping, motorcycles, and burning shit this weekend!

 

Still looking for that elusive women?

 

meh.. im not really looking.

@LocoLocal said he has some single friends for me.. just waiting for better weather

 

Cleaning up the Tacoma, taking pictures, and probably looking over a Honda Accord for sale.

 

First shot, no rubbing yet.

But saggy ass!

And front mud flaps still onsl

@EatSleepTacos

 

That’d be nice haha

 

Parked next to this sweet trd pro tundra with Nitto ridge grapplers. So sick

 

Oh look Tundra had a baby.....

 

Yours looks way better. That tundra will never see dirt

 

super bro lean...

 

Family coming over for dinner, not much else