Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

that's my wife

 

"Based on the Atlas MQB platform, the pickup looks more like it's ready for adventure than hauling hay and tools. To that end, the automaker called it a lifestyle utility vehicle."

Tells you all you need to know...

 

Guess that explains the WTF look...

 

At least the look wasn't directed at me like usual

 

Take it to the lavatory and flush it.

 

It'd probably get stuck...

 

Or - do I need a cab mount chop?

 

Guess we won't have to go to Mexico to get one now.

 

What the hell is happening to cereal?

 

They say dessert is the most important meal of the day!

Edit:

 

I'll call my friend the food scientist at General Mills and get to the bottom of this.

 

Can confirm, Frosted Flakes Lucky Charms are "GgggggggrrrrrMAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"

Also, I will need your source's contact info, for science purposes.

 

She's a CI, can't divulge her info.

 

This reminded me of the Salesman that used to come see me, He sold emergency lights for Police , Fire and EMS vehicles. his Dodge Charger was his business card and had every light he sold mounted on it. He alway's had to keep the motor running to keep from killing the batteries.

 

https://youtu.be/Kfaw9PYmzD8

 

I'm guessing that guy responded to the homeowner's offer of free fire wood on craigslist you cut down.

It typically goes like this: Homeowner has some hazard tree that's rotten and gets a price to have a tree company remove it.

Homeowner shits his pants at how much it costs to remove said tree.

Homeowner puts ad on CL for free firewood you cut down.

A crankster shows with a plan, he's sized up the risks, he's felled bigger ones in tighter spots and that's not trees were talking about. Big momma is cold and he's ok with burning punky wood.

Tree is felled on both a house, car and a four wheeler. There's always a four wheeler involved in these situations. The crankster said he'll make it right and proceeds to clean up the bigger logs and said he'll bring his insurance info tomorrow to settle up and he's really sorry. The crankster drives away in his beat to piss Ranger pickup with the ass squatting to the ground.

The homeowner is left with a yard full of limbs, a Dodge Caravan with the back window blown out, the gutters on his house ripped off and a four wheeler thats handle bars now look like a banana with exploded plastics, and his Yeti cooler along with a Costco sized pack of toilet paper is missing from the garage.

Crankster never comes back and his phone well it was a burner.





The wood is typically junk, the risks are high

 

So with the level of detail, have you been...

#1 The homeowner, #2 the crankster, or #3 the responding LEO? ​

Inquiring minds want to know!

 

This is hard to look at.