Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I have it. I was playing it the other day.

 

Saw that at work today.

I’m also keeping an eye for Waldo’s the beer

Should be coming out any time now!

 

It’s always camping season. Don’t forget, winter/snow camping means no Fucking mosquitos.

 

What, it's a game? I'll be right back...

Ahhh yeah!

 

Or penis when have to pee. No thanks!

 

True. Last time I camped in the snow it snowed like a MF the first night and was awesome but then rained like a MF the second night and that morning and all the way home. Wasn’t a pleasant outing.

 

I removed rear flares and installed modified splash gaurds and wired in security light in garage today. All while listening to Hank jr and Hank 3. Now neighbors are antsy cuz fire pit going like mad and Hank got louder.
BEERS ARE A FLOWIN!!!

 

Hard to argue with these statements. Most of my favorite camping trips have all been winter trips o the desert or the eastern slope. Sometimes the water storage has frozen solid, sometimes the stove has struggled, but the hot springs are always hot and the beer is always cold.

 

Coldest I ever camped was deer hunting in trinity about 10 yrs ago. It dropped into the low teens. The tent heater pretty much did nothing at that point. Fucken sucked getting out of the sleeping bag at 4am then getting in the Jeep with not top or doors on. Froze my fucken ass off for 2 days and couldn’t take it anymore so we packed it up.

 

Its just a rubber floor.

 

HOLY SHIT!

 

Now you sir just made me want to winter camp in the desert. Are you a salesman. Cuase you sold me.
Wait it gets cold as f in the desert mid winter.
F that.

 

Oh we forgot, only the elitist,
Fucking snob.

 

Man.......

Love me some hank! Fuck yea

 

Love me some George and Ferny! Next camp we rocking Hank!

 

Wait you guys still going to hang with us ground tents..

 

Well...sorry to disappoint gentlemen. But unfortunately I rolled in too late to golf, let alone grab one of those cheesy stuffed sausage hot dog things dipped in snappy's homemade chilli sauce from the ranch milk market that looks like a dump outside but is really nice inside. Maybe next time...

On a lighter note, I did find 6 hazy little things to fill the void...

 

Everyday on TW:

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof’ department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.”
Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he’d give him a shot, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. “How many customers bought something from you today?”
The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, “One”.
The boss says “Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you’d like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you’re not on the farm anymore, son.”
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), “So, how much was your one sale for?”
The kid looks up at his boss and says “$101,237.65″.
The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?”
The kid says, “Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that Tacoma 4×4 DCLB.”
The boss said “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?”
The kid said “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.’

Full armor and winch when he came back for milk & eggs.

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Two separate fire pits. Kings and Peasants.

 

Dafuq?